niknak paddywack

[niknak paddywack @shania8123]

Last night in my dream Justin Bieber became so irrelevant in music that he started hosting teen preganancy awareness seminars at high schools

[niknak paddywack @shania8123]

@Chewy sent me a free toy with my latest order. Made two kittens very happy 🥹

[niknak paddywack @shania8123]

It’s the way there’s motion lights on this window that light up a backyard facing the woods and it keeps going off. Like I know it’s an animal but WHAT IF it’s not

[niknak paddywack @shania8123]

Staring out the window waiting for the mail truck and feeling very much like this dog

[niknak paddywack @shania8123]

@ClaytonWells1 Bruh

[niknak paddywack @shania8123]

I will never get over She’s The Man and I just need to make that clear

[niknak paddywack @shania8123]

I have a date tonight and I also can only breathe out of one nostril so I really hope DayQuil can keep its promises

[niknak paddywack @shania8123]

Do men just not use Tupperware??? I got a whole ass snap from a dude who’s fridge had 3 different open containers. I hate it here

[niknak paddywack @shania8123]

@samtheholsten I think about that a lot more than the average person

[niknak paddywack @shania8123]

@ClaytonWells1 To inconvenience you specifically

[niknak paddywack @shania8123]

@kyleemichelle14 You’re the only exception. Please show up at anytime 😂

[niknak paddywack @shania8123]

Please give me exact times you plan to show up at my apartment otherwise do not come. I do not like surprises

[Samantha Holsten @samtheholsten]

that goddamn groundhog saw his shadow and mother nature said "floor it"

[niknak paddywack @shania8123]

@ClaytonWells1 Bitch me tf

[niknak paddywack @shania8123]

Honestly

[niknak paddywack @shania8123]

Convinced that @XandySchiefer and Ted Lavender from this live stream are the same person

[niknak paddywack @shania8123]

It’s lonely here

[niknak paddywack @shania8123]

@lillydoba I just tried to turn my bathroom light off to reserve sleepy time but I literally yelled “oh no” when I did

[niknak paddywack @shania8123]

There is something far worse about sitting in a dark bathroom than any other room in the house

[niknak paddywack @shania8123]

I’m just gonna sit in the bath and sing show tunes

[niknak paddywack @shania8123]

@lillydoba Power move