Shan

.....into oblivion..

[Rob. @Robfrfr]

Me returning back to the hoes in the section after texting my girl “I’d rather be at home with you”

[Pinero_Nana @Pinero_Nana]

I’ve come back to laugh. This is too funny.

[ً @prinkasusa]

Then marry your mom. Women are looking for partners, not grown sons.

[Petite Ebony Girl 🇵🇸 @PetiteEbonyGirl]

The threat of homelessness and hunger can be quite coercive

[Luna M ✨ @tiredfeminist_]

We are not your mothers🙏🏾

[Araali 🦉 @joelanthony23]

People ask whether you WANT
children or not and you want to ask:

Children? Do you not see the state of the nation? The slow collapse of what holds us up?

Oh but we must hope for better days

Is hope a strategy?

Must we not delude ourselves to even think we're going to be okay?

[Martha Ahumuza @MarthaAhumuza]

I find it endlessly amusing when men expect a level of domestic labour from me that I don't even do for myself. If I haven't built my own life around cooking every single day, what exactly makes you think you'll be the exception?

[Max @MaxNomaNini]

Story might be beautiful but the journey is ugly and sad, please don't make kids when you're poor

[Oyinlola Akindele @oyinakindele]

📍 There’s no deadline I cannot meet as long as there’s a 2am before it comes.

[Trev @Tokyo_Trev]

I am not sending a video on why I think I am the perfect fit for the job. You can go to hell with your vacancy

[Blissful✨ @ghostinheel]

We also know her real boyfriend and we laugh at you😭😭✋🏿

[Chinx @justChinks]

Before I die, I’m going back to Kampala. Smh that night life. The beer is cheap, bums are big and bars don’t close. Canaan is in East Africa

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i admire people who within 30 minutes get up, have breakfast, and shower. i need 30 minutes just to figure out where i am and who i am.

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

My parent: “back in our days we didn’t go to therapy”

Me fighting the urge to say “it shows”

[Ada🌸 @Starrgirl_Ada]

Me in jail because none of my signatures ever come out the same

[Temilayo @Temi__layo]

That moment in between Netflix episodes where you see your reflection on the black screen and wonder wtf you’re doing with your life

[Percy Mack @KingTeeJay]

I know a nigga that was born in 1991 that’s a grandfather right now

[Maria Alesi @aalesimaria]

That madam has really said "I gave you a gig, you must never offend me." It kinda reminds me of the guys who said, "we went to the bush so you cannot ask us to leave power." The apple has become the tree.

[Geoffrey D. Obbo @geoffobbo13]

Very quick to charge Maria Matembe who did public service and left scandal free while for Anita Among there is no charge sheet that has yet seen light of day...

[Bright.web3 @brightafia]

I boil my eggs for 30 minutes.. I don’t want anyyy surprises.