Shannon Green

Editorial manager, booklover. #amwriting (in theory)✨ I volunteer David Bowie trivia without provocation.

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I also accidentally crashed Richard Armitage's audio book recording session at Penguin UK. He was unbelievably kind about it and he said hi to me and laughed at a joke I made and yes, I almost choked.

[Shannon Green @ShanLocked]

I once sat 5 feet away from Charlie Cox in a Brooklyn café and watched him order, combine, and eat two entrees.

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@MaksimukTiffany @buitengebieden His EARS. His DUMB WALK. 😭🥰

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@MaksimukTiffany @weirdlilguys Oh no 😂

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@MaksimukTiffany @memesiwish No one can stop him.

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@MaksimukTiffany @CatWorkers He's doing such a good job. 💕

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@courtsaysnoice I have not downloaded wordle and honestly don't know what it is.

...should....should I get it?

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@McFlyCahill90 I'm a sucker for a beautiful cover.

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Please, authors, heed these wise words.

[Laura Poole @lepoole]

Dear authors: Stop. Quoting. Song lyrics. Just stop. You don't have explicit written permission from the copyright holders. You probably can't afford permission. Just don't do it.

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@fleabag 😘

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I'm convinced, more and more every time I watch it, that Fleabag is the perfect show.

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Me: Okay, that's it, I'm sick of not feeling creative or inspired. I'm going to crank out a novel in the next six months. Let's do this.

Also me, after one paragraph:

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Same.

[Simu Liu @SimuLiu]

Guys I think my kink might be introducing people to soup dumplings for the first time

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the aCCURACY!!

[Eric Smith @ericsmithrocks]

Publishing typically slows down a bit around the holiday season, and that’s because we’re all re-watching The Holiday, where Jude Law is an editor who lives in an estate so fancy it has a name, and it just takes all of us out.

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I will not be on social media until Friday because last week's Bake-Off results were spoiled before I could watch the episode and if the final is ruined for me this week I will actually cry. ✌️

[Shannon Green @ShanLocked]

It's November 10 and I just remembered I was supposed to be doing Nano this whole time.

This is why I've never done this before.

[Shannon Green @ShanLocked]

I answered the phone with "Hi Ben" instead of "Hi babe," and now my husband thinks I'm mad at him.

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Trying to get back into writing after not writing habitually for a long time feels like having to relearn the English language. My mind is blank. How did I ever do this? I used to be able to do this!

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@WritersWorkout Thank you! It's probably not quite long enough, and it is permed, so I don't think I'm eligible!

[Shannon Green @ShanLocked]

*actively resisting cutting all my hair off now that my wedding reception is over*

[Marcus Vance 🗡 @MarcusCVance]

Writers only want one thing and it's an Em dash on the keyboard

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@courtsaysnoice Horny depressed Spiderman. 😂😂😂