Shanna Green

One-woman dance party.

[Shanna Green @shannagreen]

@MGKeller @juliananotabot 👏👏👏 amazing news, congratulations!!

[Shanna Green @shannagreen]

Congratulations!!!

[Michael G. Keller @MGKeller]

I'm so excited to announce that I'm now represented as an author by the insightful Juliana McBride @juliananotabot of the Rebecca Friedman Literary Agency! We're working on a Historical YA novel, and I look forward to her guidance through the publishing world.

[Shanna Green @shannagreen]

@wtflanksteak This is the only helpful “I’ve crunched the numbers” tweet.

[Shanna Green @shannagreen]

If anyone needs a husband, mine just brought our baby to me in the middle of my 5-minute breakfast break to ask if I could check the diaper because he “heard some bad sounds.”

[Shanna Green @shannagreen]

@JonMcConn I’m so sorry, Jon. They’re family, and it’s heartbreaking to go through. I hope you can take some comfort in knowing you gave them a wonderful life full of love.

[Mara Wilson @MaraWilson]

I wish there were a job where someone just listened to people’s plans and ideas for different things and then told them the absolute worst case scenarios and all of the ways it could go wrong because I would absolutely KILL at that job

[Michael G. Keller @MGKeller]

You look down at an ant hill and find one of them is marginally better at gathering crumbs. But it’s still just an ant.

[Potato She Wrote @PotatoSheWrote]

Of course you're having a good time, you have potatoes. (Judy Blume, Summer Sisters)

[Shanna Green @shannagreen]

@laurijaloi It’s just as wonderful as everyone says, but it will break your heart.

[Shanna Green @shannagreen]

Husband heard me crying from bedroom and rushed in.
Him: What happened!?! Are you ok!?!
Me: (between sobs) I 😭just 😭finished 😭Fleabag😭😭😭

[kivan @KivanBay]

did... did a dog write this comment?

[Shanna Green @shannagreen]

“It’s one the Top 10 albums from our youth. Why?” Guess I’m still getting married.

[Shanna Green @shannagreen]

Tempting fate by asking fiancé his thoughts on “Jagged Little Pill” just days before the wedding...

[Shanna Green @shannagreen]

@velvetmelvis I would happily read at least 5,000 words on it. Like, what was the original plan for the show!?

[Shanna Green @shannagreen]

@velvetmelvis Was there. Can confirm. Equally baffled.

[Shanna Green @shannagreen]

@brianbooone

[dire wolf @ADDiane]

Women, next time you donate your unwanted clothes, consider battered women's shelters instead of goodwill.