shan

shan. detroit native. missing brooklyn. has something to say about everything.

[shan @shanpox]

Beef jerky should come with floss.

[Sam @SamanthaSamiSam]

I honestly don’t know how much more of this “waking up and going to to work” stuff I can take.

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

I love on Inside the NBA when Charles is fighting with Ernie or Kenny and then Shaq says something you would hear from a Twin Peaks character

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

In other news, Russia claims to have shot down a UFO.
With their record losses in Ukraine, we're unsure of how accurate this story is - but here is video footage from three different cameras. [video via reddit]
News article posted in this thread.

[shan @shanpox]

Time to nerd out… Pokémon Go style.
Struggling with #icysnow #elegant #tundra #savanna #sandstorm #sun 😬 5470 8021 0724 (I’m in polar) #Vivillon

[EeveeSophie @EeveeSophie7]

I just want someone to want me like PoGo players want gifts from Scatterbug regions they're missing 🐛

[shan @shanpox]

I wish more people knew minimum wage is NOT the same for the service industry. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[shan @shanpox]

Whoa whoa whoa @charlielangton, server wages aren’t the same as the state min wage! We make under $4/hr BEFORE taxes aka no paycheck

[klit klittredge @klitklittredge]

The American Girl Doll Hospital does not accept Medicare or Medicaid.

[shan @shanpox]

@NFLonFOX haven’t mentioned the @detroitlions ONCE yet 🙄🙄🙄 #OnePride

[shan @shanpox]

This. 😂😂😂

[Al Cappuccino…☕️🇮🇹 @AlCappuccinoIT]

@benshapiro I hear your wife never has a slippery slope.

[shan @shanpox]

@katiehurl I respect this… surprises are hard🤷‍♀️😂

[shan @shanpox]

@jonniemarko Same. ☹️

[shan @shanpox]

HAHAHAHAHA 💀

[shan @shanpox]

@Tampax 😂😂💀

[shan @shanpox]

Y’all are embarrassing… 🤡

[Ticketmaster @Ticketmaster]

We want to apologize to Taylor and all of her fans - especially those who had a terrible experience trying to purchase tickets. We feel we owe it to everyone to share some information to help explain what happened: https://t.co/1Gn4kRIvq8

[shan @shanpox]

Elon, do I really have to go back to Facebook for all my news, drama, and laughs… via all the racist idiots from my hometown??

[shan @shanpox]

Do people actually use mastodon? Is it a thing?

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

swifties are about to january 6th ticketmaster

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

taylor on her way to the ticketmaster HQ to figure out what the hell is going on

[shan @shanpox]

😂

[Liz Cheney @Liz_Cheney]

You’re welcome, @KariLake.