A Mess

Be nice to people. --- Space girl, believes in ghosts, aliens, and you. --

[A Mess @shanroge]

Jeff Bezos can suck my dick

[A Mess @shanroge]

I've just baked 1,791 cookies in #CookieClickers2. Grandma will be proud of me!
https://t.co/5ZiAgcrWN6
No one reads my tweets anyways

[A Mess @shanroge]

Major #glowup 2012 vs 2018

[A Mess @shanroge]

Why is this our standard? #queerculture is being sad and not with your lover, but at least not being dead (4)

[A Mess @shanroge]

Just realized how low my standards for queer movies is by watching Call Me By Your Name (1)

[A Mess @shanroge]

And yet! NO ONE ENDED UP TOGETHER but we are all happy now because no one died or got AIDS (3)

[Alec @AlecTheRed]

Looking forward to seeing Ford and Wynne face off in the cheaper, Canadian version of Trump vs Hilary. Wedge issues, dogwhistles, and widening the gap between liberal and conservative voters await.

[A Mess @shanroge]

WHEN A PROFESSIONAL WRITER LIKES YOUR WORK

[A Mess @shanroge]

@MarkZuckerman my tuition for 4 years is only 0.000028% of your net worth. Wanna #sharethewealth?

[A Mess @shanroge]

@Sawbones @MaxFunHQ y’all should do a show on albinism:)

[A Mess @shanroge]

@WarrenBuffett my tuition for 4 years of uni is 0.000024% of your net worth. Wanna #sharethewealth?

[A Mess @shanroge]

@BillGates My tuition for 4 years of uni is 0.000022% of your net worth. Wanna #sharethewealth?

[A Mess @shanroge]

@JeffBezos hey man my tuition is for 4 years of uni is 0.000018% of your net worth. Wanna share the wealth?

[Alicia Elliott - AND THEN SHE FELL out now! @WordsandGuitar]

Any white academics or renowned journalists want to tell Beyak those letters are abso-fucking-lutely racist? Clearly she doesn't care what Indigenous people think and we're pretty damn exhausted of her bullshit. https://t.co/xeEXX1cGwj

[Adam Rippon @AdamRippon]

I mean 💁🏼‍♂️ https://t.co/d96qkfzAUA

[A Mess @shanroge]

Whoever decided to call the spins in ice dance “twizzles” - thank you

[A Mess @shanroge]

“Ontario is the asshole of Canada (and Windsor is the dick)” - Caleb Hooper

[Joseph Fink, 👻🎃healthcare is a human right🎃👻 @PlanetofFinks]

Ban all guns for everyone. Don't @ me, I don't care about why you "need" a gun

[Adam Rippon @AdamRippon]

While you were busy being heterosexual, I studied the blade