Scott Hanson

[Scott Hanson @shanson14]

@SqueezeFinder 👀

[Scott Hanson @shanson14]

Never assume… it only makes an ASS out of U and ME

[Scott Hanson @shanson14]

Damn…. I really hate losing friends.

[Scott Hanson @shanson14]

The best way to get the heck outta Dodge….. is to never stop

[Scott Hanson @shanson14]

Fast food just isn’t fast anymore… at least at my local @mcdonalds

[Scott Hanson @shanson14]

So you’re saying, since I’m awake… I should just go ahead and start my day??

[Scott Hanson @shanson14]

Update: still haven’t started

[Scott Hanson @shanson14]

I am going to write a book

[Scott Hanson @shanson14]

In the end, we all die alone.

[Scott Hanson @shanson14]

I’m definitely doing something wrong, but I can’t possibly be doing it all wrong...

[Scott Hanson @shanson14]

Hey @elonmusk could we get a garage door/gate opening option for our Tesla’s?

[Scott Hanson @shanson14]

I walked into a restaurant and asked for a table for one, the host said, “one is the loneliest number”

[Scott Hanson @shanson14]

I’m feeling that human energy has elevated a bit more. Everyone find comfort where you can... or buckle in.

[Scott Hanson @shanson14]

Auto-correct beats me most days.

[Scott Hanson @shanson14]

I am an idiot.

[Scott Hanson @shanson14]

Is anyone else curious if we misread the Mayan calendar?

[Scott Hanson @shanson14]

We don’t know that,
We don’t know what,
We don’t know,
So don’t give it your energy.

[Scott Hanson @shanson14]

How’s this coming along @Apple ?

[Scott Hanson @shanson14]

Apple... I'm going to need y'all to teach Siri how to drive a vehicle so I don't have to anymore. Thanks!

[Scott Hanson @shanson14]

Still true to this day... wtf @Apple

[Scott Hanson @shanson14]

Siri should be able to adjust your phones settings.

[Scott Hanson @shanson14]

Still true to this day.. wtf @Apple

[Scott Hanson @shanson14]

FaceTime should be able to leave video messages

[Scott Hanson @shanson14]

Failure is merely the universe testing our determination.