Mark Chui Shao Wen

Wubba-lubba-dub-dub

[Emir Han @RealEmirHan]

Breaking Bad has an alternate ending on DVD where Bryan Cranston wakes up as Hal from Malcolm in the Middle — revealing the entire series was just a nightmare.

https://t.co/gJZeHy10B4

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

We will be there...

[Roman Akramovich @SyedAkramin]

I want this fight to happen, now.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

This ball flies a lot.

☄️ @B_Fernandes8

#MUFC || #FACup

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

⚠️ WEATHER WARNING ⚠️

It just got really, really cold 🥶

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

If you think it can’t get worse for Liverpool fans, just remember Liverpool are making a documentary on Klopp’s final season filled with heartbreak.

[HELLDIVERS™ 2 @helldivers2]

2 billion bugs dead in less than a day.

Helldivers, Terminid planets run red with liberty thanks to this inspiring display of pre-emptive self-defence.

Your designated [loved one/relative/pet/neighbour] on Super Earth has been informed of your bravery.
https://t.co/Lu4m5wHFZo

[ting ting ball @yskstephanie]

i can now watch a full 90 minutes football match on my own, thank you for the training @shaowenmark 😘

[Stop That Football @stopthatfooty]

Stop that Garnacho. https://t.co/TlhUkmWaQu

[Roman Atwood @RomanAtwood]

My new fishing pole 🎣

[OptaJoke @OptaJoke]

18 - Number of drinks Alan Shearer has had so far this morning to celebrate Harry Kane not breaking his Premier League goal scoring record. Auf-Wiedersehen.

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Caicedo when he runs past Klopp on Sunday 😂🤣

[BFM News @NewsBFM]

1. Muse chose to drop “We Are F****** F*****” from their setlist for Malaysia and instead perform their 2009 hit “Resistance”.

“A more poignant message given the circumstances,” Muse drummer Dominic Howard wrote in an Instagram post.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Official: Gigi Buffon retires ❤️🇮🇹

[Faizal Rosly @ijaicool]

Peminat The Strokes bila Good Vibes Festival dibatalkan

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

André Onana to Manchester United, it’s finally here we go! 🚨🔴🇨🇲

Clubs are closing in on the agreement then Onana will travel for medical tests and contract signing.

Man Utd set to request VISA for Onana for USA trip.

Ten Hag will have the new goalkeeper he wanted.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Maguire checking twitter to see if there's any Saudi club interested to sign him.