Jori 🤍🌑💎🔮🫀🤍

Mother to Tiny Tyrant,Lord Grumblefuss and Emperor Sweet n’ Spicy. Former Artist. Running off diet peach Snapple and compulsive hand washing.

[Jori 🤍🌑💎🔮🫀🤍 @shapeofmemory]

Read if you care to. I stepped away from here a bit because I needed some room to breathe, but I don’t think grieving in silence is healthy for me. I don’t know that it’s healthy to shut out a platform that has been so helpful in the past. So hello again.

[Jori 🤍🌑💎🔮🫀🤍 @shapeofmemory]

Ppd? Seasonal depression? A perfectly normal reaction to the state of the world? I don’t know.

[Jori 🤍🌑💎🔮🫀🤍 @shapeofmemory]

@treydayway I feel like we should be talking about this more…

[Jori 🤍🌑💎🔮🫀🤍 @shapeofmemory]

@campfireburning 🤍

[Jori 🤍🌑💎🔮🫀🤍 @shapeofmemory]

@Our_Maybe_Baby Maybe it USED to have a lid? Seems like “bread box” is a common answer online. I love all the little quirks that get passed along.

[Jori 🤍🌑💎🔮🫀🤍 @shapeofmemory]

@campfireburning Thank you🧡

[Jori 🤍🌑💎🔮🫀🤍 @shapeofmemory]

Y’all, I’m trying to put myself back out there as an artist., i have originals and some prints for sale. It’s very exciting to be working in a creative capacity again. 🤍 https://t.co/tSGf6KfGay

[Jori 🤍🌑💎🔮🫀🤍 @shapeofmemory]

@treydayway @Riverrunsred44 Seriously. This list be wilin out🤣

[Jori 🤍🌑💎🔮🫀🤍 @shapeofmemory]

@treydayway Who TF snuck denver in there?! The disrespect 🤣

[Jori 🤍🌑💎🔮🫀🤍 @shapeofmemory]

October just has all the best things happening 🥰

[Katmai National Park @KatmaiNPS]

Presenting your Titans of Tub and hulking, hefty heroes! These bears will soon duke it out to see which tanking tummy reigns supreme. Check out their bios and pics at https://t.co/V2bF4olcpu.

Tell us who you think should win (extra points for being punny)! #FatBearWeek

[Jori 🤍🌑💎🔮🫀🤍 @shapeofmemory]

Me, on my 48th blue blast of the day: YEAAAHHHH ANUUTHHHAAA ONE!

My life narrator: she absolutely, did not, need “anutha one”

[Jori 🤍🌑💎🔮🫀🤍 @shapeofmemory]

@OneMoreSAHM I hear ya. Where are the planets, wtf is up…

[Jori 🤍🌑💎🔮🫀🤍 @shapeofmemory]

As a mom of 3 boys under 4, my house basically at all times of the day sounds like a fart calliope and I’m serious curious as to how it’s medically possible that i’ve never contracted pink eye…

[Jori 🤍🌑💎🔮🫀🤍 @shapeofmemory]

My toxic trait is i will spend a solid… SOLID 30 minutes scrolling thru all my streaming services in the evening knowing DAMN WELL i’m just gonna click on Harry Potter in whatever part of the continuous cycle I’m at…

[Jori 🤍🌑💎🔮🫀🤍 @shapeofmemory]

I hope that when the boys grow up they’ll look back and remember these little gestures and they’ll feel loved and know that mama cared. 🤍

[Jori 🤍🌑💎🔮🫀🤍 @shapeofmemory]

@Toddler_talkin @MelissaAndDoug Imma have to look into this one!

[Jori 🤍🌑💎🔮🫀🤍 @shapeofmemory]

@twinstantfamily Essentially, yes. When we tried to convert Tiny Tyrants solid wooden crib into the toddler bed modification it took him mmm maybe a week before he flipped that sucker over…so plain mattress on the floor it is.

[Jori 🤍🌑💎🔮🫀🤍 @shapeofmemory]

When i see people… planning for cutely decorated toddler rooms… I’m like, hold up… do some of y’all… NOT have feral children?

[Jori 🤍🌑💎🔮🫀🤍 @shapeofmemory]

@genericmum Ok but WHY did you want that…

[Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke]

Now we know why Abbott didn’t want an audience at the debate. He has failed the people of Texas.