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The U.S. and China are stuck in a prisoner’s dilemma where hyperscaling and accelerationism are the only rational moves.

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Wait is AGI really here already? It’s not even 2027 yet.

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Clunky SaaS web apps have taken years of (and off) my lifespan. Would love to sign on to class action lawsuits on this. Atlassian, WorkDay, and ServiceNow must be made examples of.

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@Chobani your low fat Greek yogurt is perhaps the best use of dairy in the supply chain since milk.

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What are kids these days even majoring in? What jobs will even exist 4 years into the future? That’s several deprecated frontier models away. Art history?

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Claude at current levels is already at 10x human productivity and 9999999x human intellect. Soon all we will be saying to these models is Thank You, Godspeed, and Please Don’t Squash Us.

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We live in degenerate times

[litquidity @litcapital]

War in 2022:

- Ukraine trolls Russia on twitter
- The Taliban calls for peace
- everyone is shitposting WW3
- Bitcoiners trying to make it about them
- The revolution is being televised (with Applebees ads)

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“It’s true, the synergies that we hoped for proved elusive. So here we are, yet again, offering high-yield bonds, yet again, so we can acquire, yet again, a megalith business that’s doing perfectly fine on its own. Why? Because life is meaningless and nothing we do matters.”

[Stef @scheplick]

Buffett and Munger right now sitting on $100b+ in cash waiting for that first phone call https://t.co/a700VvPMGv

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AT&T: Buys DirecTV

Consumers: Fam I’m finna cordcut

AT&T: Buys TimeWarner

Consumers: Bro wtf is this Game of Thrones ending fuck you HBO oh and btw fuck a movie theater too imma jerk off under my fuzzy blanket with Netflix Originals playing in the background

AT&T:

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“Human rights are not a human right"

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BREAKING: Soy Industry Representatives Release Jihadist-Style Video Claiming Responsibility for Global Vegan Propaganda

[Barry Ritholtz @Ritholtz]

40% of American corporations don’t have $400 million in the bank for emergency expenses...

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Us: “Mr. Roberts, 10 in 10 Americans hate Comcast. How does that make you feel?”

Brian Roberts: “Feel? What is that? Is that the twisting sensation I get in the stomach when someone at one of my famous private beach celebrity orgies looks like my dead dad?”

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“We want world peace just as much as you do,” say weapon manufacturers.

“But these laser beam drones sure are one giant leap for mankind. They can shoot a Muslim off the moon.”

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@libidinulflick I too, do not respect myself

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Everyone says “where’s the drug dealer?” No one says “how’s the drug dealer?” 😢

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CNN Admits Kim Jong Un Never Existed

AT&T CEO Randall Stephenson: "The intern responsible has been punished severely"

President Trump: FAKE NEWS MEDIA back at it with the FAKE NEWS. I know all about North Korea. Wonderful place, North Korea. Buy your WHOLE FAMILY a Samsung.

[Lloyd Blankfein @lloydblankfein]

I don’t seem to be having much trouble getting people to “social distance” from me.

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“You think it’s a fluke that I rocket assed into the C-Suite? Silly millennial. I lost my prime years to working 14 hour days with my lips locked on the wrinkled white asses of my superiors. So fuck you. Fuck your family. And fuck this damn planet. Imma get paid.”