ugly squidward

where did mike tyson get his pet tiger? asking for a friend...

[Sy: ➡️bonnaroooi➡️hula @Sy0f119]

Justice for @FourTet

[ugly squidward @sharkey_attack7]

@Bonnaroo @FourTet in the woods?

[Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su]

for the last two weeks I’ve had @loloverruled’s impression of Trump saying “Muad'Dib” running in my brain on a nonstop loop

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[Core News @corenewsme]

ham sarkey – spooky mix vol. 1 #electronicmusic #UKG #bass #housemusic #dub #garage

https://t.co/pkgbCaZbeF

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Radiohead is literally just Coldplay for dudes that sit on their balls and their balls go into their butt and they have to go to the hospital and fart out their balls

[🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost @hourly_shitpost]

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[gaz @gazpachomachine]

Shower Food Review 19: Hot Dog - Ever since I started reviewing shower food my life's gone downhill. My relationship fell apart & I'm very behind at work. I'm now single & might be fired. But it's the only thing u ppl like so I keep doing it. Plz stop liking & sharing these. 9/10

[gaz @gazpachomachine]

Shower Food Review 28: Rotisserie Chicken - A fan paid me to eat this. It was the perfect size for my grip. I dont want to be known for eating food in the shower. I want to succeed by telling jokes & making interesting content. But as far as shower foods go, this was great. 8/10

[gaz @gazpachomachine]

Shower Food Review 42: Giant Sour Gummy Worm - This was the most shame I've ever felt in the shower. I'm worried even God won't forgive me for this one. My ex girlfriend is moving out soon and she saw me eating this. The look on her face said "I made the right choice." 7/10

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY was released 55 years ago today. Acclaimed as one of the greatest and most influential films to come out of Hollywood, the making of story behind Stanley Kubrick’s classic is as epic as the film itself.

A THREAD

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[Matthew Perpetua @perpetua]

got to see Four Tet play "Sabotage" with Hot Chip which is not a thing I expected in life

[rap pics that go hard @hardrappics]

chief keef outside, 2013

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

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[ashy daddy @Thundercat]

.@zackfox

[Music Hall of Williamsburg @MusicHallofWB]

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[Green Velvet @GreenVelvet_]

Is it Kraft-werk or Kraf-twerk #kraftwerk

[Statman Dave @StatmanDave]

Pierre-Emile Højbjerg’s game by numbers vs. Watford:

110 total touches
100% tackles won
87% pass accuracy
14 attempted long passes
9 successful long passes
9 ball recoveries
2 interceptions
2 clearances

Mr Consistent. 🇩🇰

[MIZE @mizedub]

this is without a doubt the hardest color combo in existence

[Big 🐰 @FreddieGibbs]

I love @AndersonPaak 🤞🏿