gay ass cryptid

Quil. They/Them. Old by internet standards.

[gay ass cryptid @sharpbabytooth]

Hey pals I'm gonna be over here!

🦋 Quilliam
👾 _quilliam
Tmblr @/littleclawww

[jennie🌷 @maobabie]

The final prototype arrived!! It’s double sided🍪

[gay ass cryptid @sharpbabytooth]

@secretbrujas Love you ❤️‍🩹

[gay ass cryptid @sharpbabytooth]

@genevieveew The way my mouth watered imagining eating every single one of these. I loooooove taffy. I'm normally a fruit flavor lover but these all sound so good.

[gay ass cryptid @sharpbabytooth]

@kimothyjimothy OOOOH MY GOD

[gay ass cryptid @sharpbabytooth]

Genuinely no joke one of my favorite childhood meals and it HAS to be shitty chicken or turkey hot dogs not the all beef natural bullshit

[gay ass cryptid @sharpbabytooth]

Add some frozen diced broccoli and it's haute cuisine

[Stuart Flores-Johnson @StuartFloresIII]

roommate is trying to convince me “mac and cheese and hotdogs” is a normal meal… is this normal??

[gay ass cryptid @sharpbabytooth]

@MythicalChef look what I bought for my birthday

[Maren C @_mamaren]

Again: The USPS is REQUIRED to deliver to EVERY. SINGLE. ADDRESS in the United States. They have someone ride into the Grand Canyon ON A MULE to deliver mail to people who live at the bottom of the canyon. They are not meant to be profitable. They are meant to serve US citizens.

[ellory smith @ellorysmith]

When my dad got cancer they tried to kick him off his insurance so as he was dying his life was paperwork and phone calls 👍

[gay ass cryptid @sharpbabytooth]

@milesbon Okay but you can always rebrand to live miles más

[Kristin Chirico @KristinChirico]

The fact that their reaction is to put together their own surveillance apparatus tells me they are not learning the right lessons here

[post-good era @cryptidjin]

Less than 24 hrs before the auction ends!

[gay ass cryptid @sharpbabytooth]

@milesbon @miles__nation Not my tweets- they ARE the opinions of Miles. He thinks croutons are useless. Everyone jot that down.

[gay ass cryptid @sharpbabytooth]

@sortedfood Pebble ice maker! I wanna crunch on ice all day

[post-good era @cryptidjin]

Hey all, I'm putting up my One Direction Crosley Cruiser Turntable up for auction, RTs appreciated!

Gonna post the eBay link in the tweet below ⬇️

[gay ass cryptid @sharpbabytooth]

Posted this on my other acc, if you guys wouldn't mind sparing a RT of the original tweet I'd really appreciate it!

[post-good era @cryptidjin]

Hey all, I'm putting up my One Direction Crosley Cruiser Turntable up for auction, RTs appreciated!

Gonna post the eBay link in the tweet below ⬇️

[gay ass cryptid @sharpbabytooth]

Asked this on Reddit + my answer but curious what your answer would be @MythicalChef

[gay ass cryptid @sharpbabytooth]

@milesbon are you doing this too

[gay ass cryptid @sharpbabytooth]

Well I compartmentalized all of my feelings bc I was kind of in shock and my brain has decided a Saturday night is the best time to cry over a person I loved in a fandom that meant so much to me when I needed it