sneeble

homeopathic ooze

❤️@blackmagemain

[chody @chodypatrick]

oh shit I totally forgot it’s bring your open mouth wet cough to the coffee shop day

[شِهَاب @_xsvvvv]

Don’t try the Tim Hortons matcha, I’m at the er right now and they saying they gotta remove my liver

[𐂯 your mutt 𐂯 @Lilfleshpup]

A leash? No..it really isnt a sex thing. Its mostly to make sure i dont run into traffic

[Aka 🌈🐈 | 2/3 slots taken @atcually_]

i hate these two
#hyacipher

[Boon @faintchirp]

Made a chickadee gif for real cheeseburgers

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

mr beast just caressed my naval region with his deformed claws

[pink slime princess @bettyjaws]

i only queef when quofen to

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Imagine driving drunk and hitting a clown car. 15 counts of dui manslaughter

[(doctor) Alex Grease @dodgonkulator]

a lot of taylor swift's lyrics just suffer from clunky translation. they're actually quite haunting in the original Simlish

[steak @communicat1022]

This blueberry I just ate deadass tasted like uncle pussy and it had loose skin too like an old man neck. I shouldnt have been so naive eating every berry. Damn it! I'm so stupid! I should just die this fucking uncle pussy berry damn irt

[Jack @FuneralDrinker]

Bought a meatball flavored vape from Goodwill and now my arms won’t bend

[Jack @FuneralDrinker]

Just ate some bacon from Dollar Tree and now my neck won’t turn

[char aznable @casvalremdaikon]

Damn Minovsky particles render the remote-controlled vibrator unusable...

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

your honor bleeeeeh sticks my tongue out at you lol

[sneeble @sharpcastscathe]

you can lead a dog to tree but you cant make it bark up it

[im unc @bl1sterex1sts]

Ignoring the elephant in my mind