Sarah Feng

[Pan @pangrey123]

“are you free after work?”

bro, i’m free during work. after work, i’m busy recovering from work... fuck that

[signüll @signulll]

aussie: i’m gonna take a year off.

french: i’m gonna take august off.

italian: i’m gonna take the summer off.

british: i’ve got 6 weeks of holiday to use.

german: my vacation has been scheduled since february.

american: i’m gonna try to do a full week if i can.

[Degen CPA @drewvento]

The best thing about buying stuff on Amazon is they’d rather just refund you than have a conversation about it.

[CLARISSA IN THEATERS DEC 11 @edebiriii]

this is gonna sound ridiculous but it didn’t even occur to me that Dolly Parton could die

[Luxi ⭐ @0xLuxi]

“Damn, you’re never stressed at work.”

Why would I? It’s not my company. If everything falls apart, I’m going home either way.

[Carrie Courogen @carriecourogen]

First in my bloodline to watch an old Hinge date’s wedding via Instagram Stories

[best of twilight @archivetwilight]

Happy 20th Wedding Anniversary, Edward and Bella Cullen. ❤️‍🥹😍
(August 13, 2006)

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

It never fails to blow my mind that companies will spend $150,000 recruiting a replacement before they’ll approve a $15,000 pay rise for the person who already knows how to do the job.

[kitze 🛠️ tinkerer.club @thekitze]

explain to me the logic of owning a summer house. bro u get like 30 summers left and instead of airbnb-ing around the world u gonna go to the same place because… it has your furniture??

[Hemant Mohapatra @MohapatraHemant]

The curse of discipline is that every day looks the same. The curse of indiscipline is that every year does.

[Alps @alpaysh]

Fortune favors the bald btw

[Alicia🦎👁‍🗨🪐🌘 ⬛️ (Doctor) @hollowearthterf]

Mansplaining isn’t about a man simply explaining something to a woman, it’s about explaining with an obvious tone of condescension because he assumes she must not know things due to being a woman; and I know that men understand the difference because they seethe when women talk to them like a schoolteacher talks to a student. Men very much know what disrespect sounds like, they just can’t fathom that women also care about this

[Shan saw Outro: Tear Live in 2026 HOLY SHIT 🪭 @readonlyshan]

What a headline
🔗 https://t.co/xiIvPOegIi

[𝕯𝖞𝖑𝖆𝖓™ @Dylanszn01]

You can’t afford a house because houses stopped being homes and became investment vehicles for people who already have homes.

[yaz⁷ @_sgminseven]

"Beyond categories the music is ours"
"PROUD ALIENS"
"FUCK THE GRAMMYS"
"WHO NEEDS A GRAMMY WHEN YOU HAVEN ARMY"

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[ℓ ☽̶☾ 🍉 @btn1kk]

When you all will realize that they don’t talk for her but for millions of teenager and young adults impressionable who think this body is normal and the beauty standard and who are susceptible to starve themselves to look like her ?