renée driver

I've been told I radiate disco fever energy

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

They’re called “deviled eggs” because the voices make you eat 36 of them

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Hey man we’re making the Yuletide gay later if you wanna pull up

[WBS Apparel @WBSApparel]

I went to the gay apparel store and they said you already donned everything.

[lai/leo @kuuchiiha]

christmas mcr be like so give me all your presents and give me all your gifts and give me all your jingle bells and make me jolly

[elijah⭑.ᐟ @ezzuhme]

luke your binder is on show. luke

[bill finn’s pr manager @harryisagleek]

happy THANKSGIVING 💜

[Anthony @KirbyCheatFurby]

when i get my paycheck, i get me a nice toikey. and den i eat da toikey until my tummy urts. den i throw da bones at james

[faith!? @soggystyrofoam]

vanessa horsedgens (horse vanessa hudgens): basically what we're gonna do is prance

[sunny ⚢ 🇪🇨 MCRDC !!! @PARTYPOIS0NOUS]

your misery and hate will kill us all btw

[serpy @chefmaeda]

if bugs could talk they would probably say things like “what the bug??”…. lol

[maha @mahaaaay]

must feel so good as a baseball player to be intentionally walked. like omg you’re scared of me? you’re scared i’m going to hit an rbi? are we about to kiss?

[Grace @gracecamille_]

this insane heat wave just happened to land on the week that i had planned to change my entire life and become the person i have always dreamt of being. Guess i will have to hold off on that

[nflstreet @nflstreet4]

The vibe shift back to woke is going to be so drastic that there’ll be tribunals for those with outside cats

[Gage @GoogieGage]

Gender??? I hardly know her 😌😮‍💨

[AR* @Arod_a_]

im so happy

[Saltydkdan @saltydkdan]

The Anti-American Views:
“Be sure to share your cookies with your friend :)”

[Dr. Alex Zawacki @achillghost]

Probably the worst part of premodern literature is coming across lines like “Of course, everyone knows the tale of Borble, that hero of ancient days, so I shall not weary the reader by repeating it here*”

* Editor’s note: no accounts of Borble have survived