Seth

either extra fat or sunburned depending on the season.

[Seth @sharred_man]

Thinking about Isaac.

[Seth @sharred_man]

I have worked in a real office with real adults for close to two years now and can confirm that even professional adults with resumés and retirement funds run to the window to watch the rain whenever it’s a downpour.

[Seth @sharred_man]

@__brenacayte @NickWilkerson8 I love having a motorcycle so much that I’ll comment on a random tweet in order to encourage anyone who is on the fence.

+1 for getting a motorcycle.

[Seth @sharred_man]

Do you ever scroll the graveyard that is the Contacts in your phone and reminisce about all the people you’ve ever met and known?

[Seth @sharred_man]

One odd thing about working is I have to rotate my ringtone periodically because after a while it triggers a Pavlovian panic response.

[Seth @sharred_man]

@Clint_Foster55 I bet you don’t get to reference that song a lot do you

[Seth @sharred_man]

It blows my mind that there is a whole lane of country music dedicated to being a trucker driver.

Six Days on the Road x Dave Dudley
East Bound and Down x Jerry Reed
Prisoner of the Highway x Ronnie Milsap
Convoy x CW McCall

And every single one slaps like a mf.

[Seth @sharred_man]

The Snapchat memory makes me go 😂 or makes me go :( and there is no in between

[Seth @sharred_man]

My fellow Texans, there is no Texas flag emoji.

🇨🇱 this is the South American country Chile.

Don’t let world geography kill ur game. Ladies love a man who knows his national flags.

[Seth @sharred_man]

Forgive me for being poor but the bathroom has me confused. The locker room shower with zero shelf space? Fine. Bring a buddy to hold ur soaps. The glass door viewing gallery on the toilet? Inexcusable.

[Ben Wegmann @benwegmann]

Up in the sky ☁️

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Can’t be drunk fighting randoms anymore..nowadays even the dudes without cauliflower ears know how to break your shit in about 15 different ways

Spencer Jones learned a valuable life lesson this weekend.. The Affliction T-shirts might be gone but MMA folks are still amongst us.

[will @twothickscoops]

can't stop laughing at these early jim henson commercials where one guy just kills another for not liking wilkins coffee

[Seth @sharred_man]

@cdhazlett95 @Lion_Volleyball 52 - 02 is not a possible score in American volleyball. Could be you are thinking of something else.

[Seth @sharred_man]

@cdhazlett95 @Lion_Volleyball Check your settings maybe? DBU did not win. I watched the game.

[Seth @sharred_man]

@cdhazlett95 @Lion_Volleyball The numbers are not backwards. 25 points is the maximum amount in a set.

[Seth @sharred_man]

Snaps from Team Snapchat make me feel so alone

[Seth @sharred_man]

Proof that Twitter humor is inexplicable. Why is this funny? No idea. But I laughed.

[Seth @sharred_man]

Reliving the past 8 months of my life by scrolling through my Venmo transactions

[kyle @knicks_tape99]

“My dads a cop buddy. You’re in big trouble”

[NBS Golf @GolfNBS]

I’m not crying, you’re crying 😭

[Seth @sharred_man]

Guy: Bro, I know you get this all the time but you look like Triple H

Me, knowing I don’t in any way look like Triple H if anything I look like a Clay Matthews but that’s still a stretch def not Thor different eye shapes man it’s just the hair: Hell yeah man Degeneration X