Arya Snark

I love dad jokes/puns. I know a good amount of random facts. Recently discovered that I can cross one eye independently of the other. Welcome.

[Arya Snark @SharronV_]

@BeyondTheMemes …since WHO??!!

[moose @mooseincrisis]

blur my kids’ faces. this is the only warning you’re getting.

[𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒 @heyyitsjanea]

the synchronized slow look up is SENDING me 😭😭

[Arya Snark @SharronV_]

I love this movie.😂

[Ashley Michael @AshleyMikel9]

I think we all fell in love with him a little. He's not even scared when she loses her sh*t. He doesn't leave or back off. He just doubles down. "I put that on my vison board." 🤣🤣🤣

[Arya Snark @SharronV_]

LOL @ that last line. *chef’s kiss*

[The Shallow State @OurShallowState]

Trump's decline has advanced to the point where he can't say a single thing that's not either a provably false narrative, a gaffe, or a laughable hyperbole.
As a result, it's become obvious that --- along with the deep political divide in this country --- there is also, quite clearly, an intellectual divide.
I don't speak about the intellectual divide much, because it's often said the Left can be condescending.
(For any MAGA reading this, that means we talk down to people.)

[Arya Snark @SharronV_]

Those eyes and that accent? He’d ruin my life.

I’d let him.

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

Before AND after tf?!

[Arya Snark @SharronV_]

I just know he smells like cat litter.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump spectacularly failed his latest cognitive test

[fooler initiative @metroadlib]

This looks like that time Nemo used his good fin to clog the filter in the aquarium at P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.

[Renee @PettyLupone]

Obama got emotional in a recent interview recalling how he used to read letters from Americans all over the country.

And then I got emotional remembering how presidents used to be able to read.

[Arya Snark @SharronV_]

🙋🏾‍♀️

[Arya Snark @SharronV_]

🦝

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

HUD Secretary Scott Turner on CNBC: "Houses for American people are taken by those who are not here legally"

[fooler initiative @metroadlib]

"Those black eyed peas! They tasted all right to me, Earl!" is one of my favorite lyrics in the history of lyricdom.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

That loud whistle people do with their fingers in their mouths.

[Arya Snark @SharronV_]

😂😂

[Rob | My Fault! @uglynewyork]

I’m telling you, that lights gonna turn off on LIVE TV.

[k a r y. @itsKARY_]

I love that we all had the exact same childhood 😭

[Arya Snark @SharronV_]

And a crusty old man said “I’ll do what I can” and the rest of the rats played maracas.

[only sitcom @onlysitcom]

Prove that you have watched Friends in one sentence.

[Arya Snark @SharronV_]

I Like It Like That.

One of my favorite movies.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[Arya Snark @SharronV_]

My childhood! I remembered 90% of this song.😂

[SOLAECLIPSE™️ @DrinkSolaPop]

"Woke" is one of the worst forms of cultural appropriation I've seen in my lifetime. Probably the worst, so far.