Cardinal Fang

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Fell in with a bad crowd. Now I make with the jokes.
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@RomRomberts Great. I was just thinking I needed someone new to hate with every rotten tooth in my head

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@mmpadellan Hey, look; a talking carbuncle

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@ksorbs Hell no!

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@MichaelWarbur17 There will never be another Aretha 👑

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@paulajean2020 @AOC Jelly much?

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Report: Queen Elizabeth Shot Herself In Bunker As Enemy Forces Closed In https://t.co/xSvOSJaOMQ

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@RomRomberts

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@natsechobbyist She looks like the offspring of Beelzebub and Mr. Ed

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@RepGosar This must be why your family despises you

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@JoJoFromJerz @RonFilipkowski Re: Kari Lake. Not sure if we're spelling 'cult' right

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@crackconnoisser Ye is THIRSTY

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@crackconnoisser It might be a shorter list to name all the men Margaret met that she didn't have sex with

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@dril When is the GD audiobook coming out, BITCH?

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@dril ultimate Yield FTW

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@truewagner I’ve tried calling my HR 3 times in the past 2 weeks to talk about the depression this company continues to give me. Crickets

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This is the last thing I want to see in my chimney.

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Had NJ just kept their groundhog in a box, it would be both alive and dead right now

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@xdiluted @Prof_Hinkley It only costs $14 and a roll of toilet paper

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@earthboundPat Hey, I remember that guy. Wallace Shawn voiced him in The Incredibles, right?

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@colbertlateshow The Great White Dope #hewhoshallbenamed