Shashank Patel

Programmer for all things Apple. Loves food, finely crafted beers and finest hotels.

[Shashank Patel @shashankpatel]

Boomers/Millennials who have been worshipping Old Monk like Macallan are about to get heart attack..

[Aditya Kalra @adityakalra]

Rum flavour in rum, whisky flavour in whisky? Diageo, Inbrew face heat.

India's food safety regulator (@fssaiindia) has banned the sale of several popular whisky and rum brands — including Diageo's Antiquity Blue and Royal Challenge, Inbrew's Bagpiper and three variants of Old Monk for using artificial flavouring instead of proper ageing to fake their taste and aroma.

READ: https://t.co/zO6iqJEdFh Edits @Jamie_Freed

[Shashank Patel @shashankpatel]

Lisan al Gaib

[Trendulkar @Trendulkar]

Business Idea: A full-length coldplay concert at Narendra Modi stadium, Ahmedabad

[Shashank Patel @shashankpatel]

@ganeshsonawane Seriously man, do better with customer support. It’s literal crickets chirping from Frido. It probably doesn’t matter to lose a single customer like me but then again, you wouldn’t know how many others passed through same sub-par experience that I passed through.

[Shashank Patel @shashankpatel]

@ganeshsonawane The top order could have been mine but alas, you guys couldn’t deliver my first. Disappointed after waiting patiently and being ghosted on WhatsApp.

[Shashank Patel @shashankpatel]

@BenThePCGuy Fun fact: I was inspired by the Windows phone interface and I made an iOS app for RSS feeds which had tiles like this and animation inspired from it. Apple promoted my app it on their Facebook page as easy to use design etc.

[Shashank Patel @shashankpatel]

@viveksah @arindam___paul Should not be an issue since that’s for 500gm protein. So if you eat 250gm of final product, you are still at 16.5% RDA.

[Shashank Patel @shashankpatel]

@GergelyOrosz So far 14 years working on iOS for me and I couldn’t agree more.

[Shashank Patel @shashankpatel]

@viditb As an owner of HomePod OG, I can confirm Apple just treats Indians as an afterthought. Be it late arrival of Apple Maps (years late) to never (well 90% times for sure) being able to understand Hindi song requests.

[Shashank Patel @shashankpatel]

@stephenrobles Absolutely. Although for few months, I kept thinking it was better and stronger cable.

[Shashank Patel @shashankpatel]

Do you know who needs raise? Someone who knows that 3 messages a day without ability to turn off marketing message is a bad idea. Especially for customers who use this every day.

[Blinkit @letsblinkit]

BRB giving our copywriter a raise 😇

[Shashank Patel @shashankpatel]

@myntra Lol the customer rep literally asked me, “aap cut karte ho ya me karu.”

[Shashank Patel @shashankpatel]

@myntra why do you not deliver product after taking money? Bought a gift card on 11 Nov and all I get is customer care rep hanging up on me. 2 hours wasted so far. Email says I can get card resend but no option in orders.

[Shashank Patel @shashankpatel]

@myntra No but I asked Myntra to return my money for gift card I purchased which they haven’t delivered. Why behave like my ex huh?

[Shashank Patel @shashankpatel]

@myntra Except for the gift card that I can use to buy things in my cart. You know the one I paid for but undelivered.

[Shashank Patel @shashankpatel]

@myntra I just want to be the person who gets his gift card delivered after paying money. Why can’t I be that? Even after 8 days of paying money?

[Shashank Patel @shashankpatel]

@dharmeshG Should be third option that’s “Can’t handle Thecha but can handle Habanero”

[Shashank Patel @shashankpatel]

Fuck Google AMP. Finally. Happy to pay $3.

[Shashank Patel @shashankpatel]

@mohitify Ha ha. You can even try this one, “No I am not a cofounder but here’s what I learned by not becoming one. 🧵 1/n”

[Shashank Patel @shashankpatel]

@keleftheriou That’s a trick question. When we answered that in an app that it’s for patients for a hospital, they rejected and said, target audience is too small. I mean seriously?? Audience is not there because the app is not even out yet.