ShasperMcShardface

Official account of the unofficial icon Mr. Shasper McShardface, Esq.

[ShasperMcShardface @ShasperS]

Nothing’s fine I’m TORN.

[ShasperMcShardface @ShasperS]

@fredhrson @antiprosynth @ParityTech @sorpaas @ethereum No.

[ShasperMcShardface @ShasperS]

I want to confirm I wasn’t at GörliCon because they still won’t cover my minimum fee. What’s a 6-figure ghost fee in crypto anyways. You’re all millionaires - right?

[ShasperMcShardface @ShasperS]

My profile’s now complete, thank you @exiledsurfer and @prylabs

[ShasperMcShardface @ShasperS]

Finna I’ll take you back, flippers, you don’t have to act so desperate. Cc @terenc3t @preston_vanloon @raulitojordan

[Michael Parenti @exiledsurfer]

shasper mcshardface #AraCon2019

[ShasperMcShardface @ShasperS]

Dude, stalker @terenc3t is signed up already.

[Department of Decentralization @dod_berlin]

Sitting here rolling my eyes till @prylabs signs up for #Goerli. Will you miss it too? https://t.co/tuKNqaMIU9

[ShasperMcShardface @ShasperS]

Berlin Shasper Week is on.

[ShasperMcShardface @ShasperS]

Consensus in Shasper: I decide. Really simple. Thanks Wei.

[Department of Decentralization @dod_berlin]

New home for the @ethereum meetup Berlin today! @ParityTech @sorpaas will present @ShasperS (Ethereum 2.0 on Substrate), @elizabethereum on ring signatures, @ChainSafeth on Lodestar and Steven from @Quantstamp on security!

[ShasperMcShardface @ShasperS]

NBD just @sorpaas presenting what I will do to rule you all

[ChainSafe @ChainSafeth]

On our way to Berlin, super excited for the Ethereum & Parity Meetups, AraCon, GörliCon & FOSDEM! See you all soon :)

[ShasperMcShardface @ShasperS]

Not my clique. But come to @fullnode_berlin to see Shasper coming to life thanks to @ParityTech today at 6pm #ShasperBeatsSerenity

[terence @terencechain]

ETH2.0 researchers AMA. Don't forget to get yours questions in! https://t.co/IG7SaFAj8e

[ShasperMcShardface @ShasperS]

@johnsBeharry Not my eth2.0

[ShasperMcShardface @ShasperS]

@terenc3t @MPtherealMVP @prylabs AS IF, Terence. But now that everyone but Parity is just flipping to Serenity, I decided to take over the testnets. #Goerli is Shasper Territory now.

[ShasperMcShardface @ShasperS]

My PA just told me to endorse this. We are currently brokering my deal with the DoD.

[Department of Decentralization @dod_berlin]

The #Goerlicon / #ETHberlin reunion agenda is up! such wow, many speaker, so tech, very art! cc @nanexcool @5chdn @egalano @pyskell @ChainSafeth @elizabethereum @lightcoin @billyrennekamp @Logvinov_Leon @barinov @kirushik @keikreutler @AchillRudolph @ozgurkorkmaz @_franzihei

[ShasperMcShardface @ShasperS]

@jemenger @fubuloubu @AlwafiAlashhib @KryptykHex @ethereum You could say that for the press, yeah Jamie

[ShasperMcShardface @ShasperS]

@a13xndra @ParityTech My social media manager is crap. I need to do everything myself.

[ShasperMcShardface @ShasperS]

I may or may not have bribed Alexandra. Turns out you can get her to @ you by trading it for half a can of beer (cold though) ❤️ but I do appreciate this. And this week I discover @ParityTech’s Eth 2.0 is named after me, so it’s basically the only one that matters.

[Alexandra 💗 @innerpathing]

@tayvano_ @ShasperS

[ShasperMcShardface @ShasperS]

None of you spark joy. That’s why I tipped @chain_security on the reentrance.

[ShasperMcShardface @ShasperS]

@a13xndra @tayvano_ I’m niche. Bespoke. For connoisseurs.