Shaun Paduano

Slacktivist. Digital product designer. Pokémon master. International thot leader. Views expressed are not my own. (He/him)

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@rumiiihere @grok that’s its mouth

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RuPaul claiming she had nothing against trans people by posting a trains flag in 2018 and then waiting 8 years and making a movie about stopping trains is crazy work

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I like how Vivacious’s and Silky’s verses were both about Silky

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I love how in every girl group challenge there’s always one track that’s clearly written to win, and there’s another worse track that all the girlies are fighting over

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@FistSteakface @NathanJRobinson what’s an ass chicken

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@Partisan_12 And let me guess, she’ll win the primary easily just like Biss did, just like anyone who gives a bs answer does

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@nathanTbernard @ItsMikeSpence “blue no matter who” is an old greek adage which roughly translates to “if a conservative doesn’t win I will vote republican”

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@GeoffDuncanGA Disqualifying

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@AstraeusAJ @writingenjoyer Ah but she means she’s an enjoyer of writings

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To be so honest, the girls of season 18 are bringing life to drag race in a way I couldn’t even fathom

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@ZohranKMamdani @KathyHochul It’s kind of wild how you didn’t even wait a month to be massive disappointment

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@ZohranKMamdani @Teamsters bump

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@SenSanders Thank fuck, man, this is literally my top priority

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Threatening war because you didn’t get a peace prize is like kind of wild if you think about it

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@swedentrade @james_billvill yes . specifically and exclusively

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@dj_mackelfresh @OsseChi @nycDSA If he successfully beats him, why would anyone need “goodwill” with him lol

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I know people get touchy when you imply that republicans and democrats are the same but it’s kinda wild that everyone on the 2016 debate stage had sexual relations with that man (bill)

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I cannot overstate how not of a fuck I give about the white house

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How come it’s iced coffee but ice cream

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@JCorpoman @krystalball Like Graham Platner?