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@Angry_Staffer It may have happened but I’m distracted by multiple felony convictions, illegal self dealing, tax evasion, vote tampering, and child moleststion.

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@harperlee789 My great grandfather was born in 1820 and attended Thomas Jefferson’s funeral.

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@FoodPleaser Perfect.

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@FoodPleaser I’ll take an unused one, please.

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@DecodingFoxNews @MalcolmNance I’m certain the New White House will reflect the taste and values of the GOP.

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@thejackhopkins Yes, sir.

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@Avabelly__ Cook.

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@ohhanxiety I’d have ordered a tire if I wanted to chew on rubber.

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@ohhanxiety An extremely loving and smart partner. A noble purpose in life. A dry sense of humor.

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@OurShallowState The major US political parties both know their voters.

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@Lexibexiio Some of the hydrogen atoms in the air.

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@Irina_exh $38.54

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@Angry_Staffer This may include Patriot components with short lead times that would be useful for local Ukrainian drone production.

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@Scarletkoito333 Failure to properly sunburn.

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@WUTangKids The columns will be hollow fiberglass and lit from inside. Running a 24/7 light show, they will remind people of a casino. Speaking of casinos, where are the White House slots and how were they appointed?

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@chefsevenn Very cold carbonated water. Iced coffee. Then an IPA. Remember kids, don’t drive and fart.

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@Maria3938219406 Asphalt.

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@lady_valor_07 I've been self-employed for decades.

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@Jennifer55gt A comprehensive law banning presidential corruption.-

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@RichardAngwin If the dinner is with a large group of people in a large room, sure. I'll take a seat at the rear and abuse the open bar.