Andrew Brisbane

[Andrew Brisbane @shawmeare]

@timescrosswords ‘We’ swear?? O Tempora DXLVIII

[Andrew Brisbane @shawmeare]

@yazz_botterill Hi. I live in Coombe Road, Salisbury and those good people at Evri have just put a package outside my back door with your name, but only Coombe Road in the address! Is this you?

[Andrew Brisbane @shawmeare]

@serpent_xwords I need help! In one of the Times' Xword books I came across the clue 'Support for growing girl's need' (4,5). The answer is 'cake stand' but, for the life of me, I can't see why!! Can you help, please?

[Andrew Brisbane @shawmeare]

@timescrosswords A clue from one of your books. ‘Support for growing girl’s need’ (4,5). Answer is ‘ cake stand’. Why????

[Andrew Brisbane @shawmeare]

@JeremyClarkson Have you seen this?

[Andrew Brisbane @shawmeare]

@BritishGas This level of customer service is one of the reasons I’m leaving.

[Andrew Brisbane @shawmeare]

@BritishGas My contract expires at the start of December. Do I need to give a month’s notice if I intend to move to another supplier? Thanks for your help.

[Andrew Brisbane @shawmeare]

@HollyJGreen don’t even think about mentioning heatwave if you’re on the weather this evening! It’s perishing here (Salisbury).

[Andrew Brisbane @shawmeare]

@Stephen74977713 @operahollandpk @JamesOHP Away in a manger?

[Andrew Brisbane @shawmeare]

@gilescoren @BBCRadio4 A misprint? "The prof is in the pudding". Sweeney Todd?

[Andrew Brisbane @shawmeare]

@tescobankhelp Trying to talk to someone about my credit card but the number on my card only gives me recorded options (balance, payment etc) and there is no option to reach a person. Can you help?

[Andrew Brisbane @shawmeare]

@AngelaTilby may I ask why you are not a ‘canon emerita’? Genuine question!

[Andrew Brisbane @shawmeare]

@JeremyClarkson Well done for properly supporting your fellow-farmers today. Not such a problem here in Salisbury as they’re planning to build houses on our productive greenfield land.

[Opera Holland Park @operahollandpk]

Happy Halloween from Opera Holland
Park!🎃👻

📽️Le Villi by Giacomo Puccini (Opera Holland Park,
2022)

#Halloween #opera #london

[Andrew Brisbane @shawmeare]

@operahollandpk Wonderful! The highlight of the operatic year.

[Andrew Brisbane @shawmeare]

@ScottishOpera Brilliant performance of Don Pasquale last night in Glasgow. Loved every minute. Superb staging, acting, singing and playing. Thank you!

[Andrew Brisbane @shawmeare]

@Keir_Starmer Nice specs

[Matt Cartoons @MattCartoonist]

'Surprisingly, Robin, nobody likes your plan to steal from pensioners to give to train drivers'

My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph

Buy a print of my cartoons at https://t.co/ILFJjPmckx

Original artwork from https://t.co/bVPAkgE34y

[Andrew Brisbane @shawmeare]

@patrick_kidd @BenMacintyre1 The Embassy snooker was snookered by the embassy ...

[Andrew Brisbane @shawmeare]

@BMW_UK Hi. I have a 21 plate hybrid sport tourer. Can I set it to charge between 12 midnight and 5am every night? Thanks