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I'm not here for a long time, I'm here for a good time. #906

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@gottac615 Thin mint Girl Scout cookies 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@DeFelice23 I thought once you had to put gas in it for the first time it was time to trade it in 🤷🏻‍♂️

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If you don’t put thin mint Girl Scout cookies in the freezer, you’re doing it wrong

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@Dawson_kitzman Come on man I’m not that bad 😂

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@caitpel10 Keep your head up beautiful, you know I’m here for you 😘

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@caitpel10 @lukecombs Can’t come fast enough!!!!

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@Jlud23 Hard no 😂

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@Jlud23 I’d start him if I were you. He might go off 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Tom Pelissero @TomPelissero]

Two years ago today, @sarapelissero went to the doctor. She was diagnosed with breast cancer. She beat it. And this morning, she was there to send off our girls to their first day of kindergarten and preschool, respectively. Prouder of these three than I can put into words!!

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@caitpel10 😘😘

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#NewProfilePic

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No one:

Not a single soul:

@geneVok: “I’m not even gonna put my next check into my savings, it’s going straight to titties.”

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@Jlud23 Perfect

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@Jlud23 Get me a pair!!

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@geneVok Why do you think my nose is crooked 😂

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@jonnyclem9 @brehbrehyah Coming from you 😂😂

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@Jlud23

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Well well well... would you look at what we have here

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Makes me want to headbutt a terrorist and start a U-S-A chant. Merica. https://t.co/rh7MzMFx14

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@Jlud23 @Roebuck54 Alright alright fair enough

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@Jlud23 @Roebuck54 Can’t think of a better time than the Fourth of July. Have a mullet and handlebars 😎