Shawn Witmer

food lover // professional amateur // ASU

[Shawn Witmer @shawnwitmer2]

@elonmusk @grok is this unfair

[Shawn Witmer @shawnwitmer2]

@EliotShorrParks Defense wins championships? 🦅

[Shawn Witmer @shawnwitmer2]

@ibab @elonmusk 🤔 how might @ScyllaDB help?

[MariaDB @mariadb]

Consider this your ✨ sign ✨ to attend #MariaDB #OpenWorks23 on May 9-10 in NYC!

Need some more convincing?

👀 Take a look at our agenda that’s filled with 40 breakout sessions and in-person workshops: https://t.co/CpfxhkSJtc

It doesn’t get better than this!

[MariaDB @mariadb]

Welcome to #Terraform 101: https://t.co/MNZ32LjDAx

In our YouTube video, we cover:
➡️ Why you should use Terraform
➡️ How to create it in a #SkySQL cluster
✨ Much more

Add this video to your queue! 📺

[Michael Carney @mcarney23]

Monitor everything MariaDB, anywhere. Try #MariaDB #SkySQL to observe community and enterprise @MariaDB #databases regardless of where they are running.  https://t.co/lRZujopbZG

[MariaDB @mariadb]

#Developers frequently run into availability and scalability challenges with Amazon RDS.

Good news: #MariaDB #SkySQL is available to save the day.

Find out in our whitepaper how RDS stacks up against SkySQL. https://t.co/yJTJJXYLGC

[Faisal Saeed @RF_FaisalZ]

Monitor everything MariaDB, anywhere. Try #MariaDB #SkySQL to observe community and enterprise @MariaDB #databases regardless of where they are running. https://t.co/bXf8YEhaw3

[MariaDB @mariadb]

We’ve been nominated for @dbtrends Readers' Choice Awards 2023!

Not in just 1️⃣ but 2️⃣ categories:
🏆 Best Cloud Database: #MariaDB #SkySQL
🏆 Best Database Overall: MariaDB #Xpand

Submit your votes before May 10: https://t.co/dubVeZyBSs

[Doug Brown, DBA @dougbrownDBA]

MariaDB SkySQL Observability Expands to All MariaDB Servers https://t.co/g5hEeeKEG1

[Shawn Witmer @shawnwitmer2]

@elonmusk @elonmusk have you considered XPand?#distributedsql #xpand #mariadb

[Shawn Witmer @shawnwitmer2]

@Garrett_Archer @abc15 Do we still get to see you on air?

[Shawn Witmer @shawnwitmer2]

@Lavelle3David @Garrett_Archer If it’s relevant to anyone, I was an early voter who procrastinated and dropped my ballot off yesterday at around 5:30. I got a text saying it was received about an hour or so ago. I’m in Tempe

[Shawn Witmer @shawnwitmer2]

@ebbetsblues @ben_giles @katiehobbs @KariLake Or chronic procrastination

[Shawn Witmer @shawnwitmer2]

@ben_giles @katiehobbs @KariLake That’s me! I just got the text an hour or so go saying they received it

[Shawn Witmer @shawnwitmer2]

@jennylewis Desperately seeking yams

[Shawn Witmer @shawnwitmer2]

@BreeNewsome I have worked in restaurants for 20 years. I was furloughed Mar to Sep. I am now working Fri and Sat. I make 3x amount to qualify for unemployment. I can’t pay my bills. Child support takes $500/mo. I supplement with DoorDash, but the wear on my vehicle is awful.

[Shawn Witmer @shawnwitmer2]

@HollidayOkie @Mel4Justice @HornForCongress Why would she say that? Because Oklahoma has about 5% of the nation's proved crude oil reserves. Oklahoma is the fourth-largest oil-producer in the country and accounts for nearly 5% of the nation's total annual crude oil. And she’s running for office.

[Shawn Witmer @shawnwitmer2]

@cannonballmike @NicoleSGrigg @abc15 Now mention the long term effects that are known on those that are infected.