mid 🍑

carson shaw is just a little too relatable // 🇨🇳🇲🇽

[lesbian lifts @lesbianlifts]

this is two butches??????????? hey yeah so where’s the rest of it

[Women's Pro Baseball League @wpbl_official]

A historic day deserves a historic collection.

Today we officially introduced the four inaugural WPBL teams - and now you can wear the history you’re helping create.

The inaugural team collections are available now. ⚾️🔥
https://t.co/t2J347929T

[Lauren Rinaldi 🧚‍♀️ @LRinaldiArt]

My president pedo
My soccer team not good
My cream cheese chive
Is Mitch McConnell alive

[Dan @dazav_art]

I had real fun making these 🦉
As promised 🧑‍🩰 @aquariusbutch

[ilove @imsopopu1ar]

Pop up bar in the creek this week #mylife

[Jacob Wasserman @jacob_wass]

Starbucks (H Street)

Rating: 10/10 ⭐️⭐️⭐️

Stumbled into Starbucks and noticed the cashier communicating with a coworker in sign language. Quickly realized everyone else was too

Turns out I’d walked into Starbucks’ Signing Store, where every employee is fluent in ASL. I placed my order by writing it on a tablet

This concept is incredible and there needs to be more of these across the country. One of the coolest places I’ve been to in DC

[Rylee @femceldrainer]

I want Mexico to win the World Cup because I believe in love

[lou @wanlittlehusks]

Sean says I have to stop telling people we met at “queer sex in public spaces” but that is literally the name of the college course we met in

[normal emma @EmmaSpecter]

i wish there was a way to find out who thinks you're attractive besides going on a dating app. i don't actually want to go out with anyone that badly right now i just want to review a cursive list of potential suitors while i eat grapes

[ᯓ★ @chorio_actis]

i get so sad going back to my empty place after a night with my friends, i'm very certain we're meant to fall asleep in a pile together like a litter of puppies

[B @utdbrxy]

i’m screaming omds

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

The Aussies are doing shoeys at the ballpark.

[mid 🍑 @shawslesbian]

@_mayonesssa Yes ❤️ but follow your heart

[margs @sosaneitsinsane]

psa regarding the world cup

[rio 🪲bug oomf @colligocritters]

What if we were two gay rats kissing in the gay rat taxidermy dome

[brayan bello defender🙂‍↕️ @tessiesbestie]

I can’t keep doing this

[cameron @IngmarBagman]

Gay ppl be like do you wanna come hang out with an immigration lawyer and a pornstar

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“Time to lock in” - me at 3pm when my shift started at 9am

[mid 🍑 @shawslesbian]

@_mayonesssa 😭😭😭 I would go to the gym or walk with you