shay

college sux
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[shay @shayla_1001]

Actually I'm probably more levels bc I basically only have one eye

[shay @shayla_1001]

I am literally bender

[jay @fatherjstn]

Her: You must be retarded if you think we fucking
Me:

[Your Life Coaches @LIFECOACHERS]

Maintain a positive attitude by not waking up.

[♚TORI♚ @torirandel3]

I'm my moms crazy girlfriend...
Me:where are you? I haven't been home in 4 days don't you want to see me?

[The Gentleman™ @GentlemanVow]

How you expect to look when you run into your ex vs how you actually look

[shay @shayla_1001]

Justice is sweet

[shay @shayla_1001]

@lexibyo @Drebae_ @KStoneclifford I like the term dick appointment

[shay @shayla_1001]

It's always a good day to remember that jet fuel can't melt steel beams