shayner

dont worry ab it

[shayner @shayna_moses]

recession indicators: dogs im balloons instead of booties

[shayner @shayna_moses]

oh the weather today? its not even that bad just toddlers in burrito strollerrs

[shayner @shayna_moses]

oh the weather? its a lot of dogs in sweaters and booties out

[shayner @shayna_moses]

#RealestPersonOnEarth

[shayner @shayna_moses]

nothing worse than going to the dentist and missing the end of property brothers

[shayner @shayna_moses]

telling me to remind them to do something is so funny bc i already forgot what you said

[FINNEAS @finneas]

Got my omicron booster which means I can go back to my favorite pastime, licking escalator handrails

[shayner @shayna_moses]

whos gonna tell harry he stole the ant farm intro

[You Are Home @youarehome]

you are home

[shayner @shayna_moses]

i can GENUINELY and CONFIDENTLY say that lexi’s play in euphoria is the most BRILLIANT plotline of any show ever

[You Are Home @youarehome]

tippity tap

[shayner @shayna_moses]

literally never gonna get over that they made an emoji in honor of lil nas x

[shayner @shayna_moses]

meghan trainor got that 9-5 and i literally could not relate less if i tried

[shayner @shayna_moses]

there’s somethjng aggravating ab being 20 bc when u say somethjng like “im literally 20” in response to someone, it doesnt have the same ring as “im literally 19” why

[You Are Home @youarehome]

every place you’ve ever been will never stay the same and neither will you

[shayner @shayna_moses]

and then the final version of old town road bc power move

[shayner @shayna_moses]

i think my favorite lil nas plotline is when he released the satan shoes and got a lot of hate for it

[shayner @shayna_moses]

and then the fact that he wrote panini

[shayner @shayna_moses]

and then him being pregnant