Shay Lynn Smith

A whole ass wife 💍

[Shay Lynn Smith @shaysbae_99]

Love how everyone wants a picture of your baby or picture of the dad with the baby but no one wants mom in the pictures 👌🏼

[Shay Lynn Smith @shaysbae_99]

Car seats= a whole new level of rage

[Shay Lynn Smith @shaysbae_99]

After not being able to use my MacBook I’ve come to realize I’ll be an Apple product girlie and I’m fine with that.

[Shay Lynn Smith @shaysbae_99]

Now a dog mom of 3 💕

[Shay Lynn Smith @shaysbae_99]

Not looking forward to the drive home but definitely looking forward to a shower that’s not in a camper

[Shay Lynn Smith @shaysbae_99]

So not ready for the new year new me crowd at the the gym

[Shay Lynn Smith @shaysbae_99]

Who the fuck thinks commercial breaks during a storm watch is a good idea. No. Tell me where that tornado is headed.

[Shay Lynn Smith @shaysbae_99]

I’m gonna need this man to stop taking both pairs of tweezers with him when he leaves for work

[Shay Lynn Smith @shaysbae_99]

For fucking real.

[Shay Lynn Smith @shaysbae_99]

How do I lose like 10 pounds in 1 hour?

[Shay Lynn Smith @shaysbae_99]

I mf miss being able to drink from a straw.

[Shay Lynn Smith @shaysbae_99]

People who wear jeans to the gym scare me

[Shay Lynn Smith @shaysbae_99]

@chandlerwade18 I’d be down

[Shay Lynn Smith @shaysbae_99]

If this morning tells me how todays gonna go, it’s gonna be a shit show

[Shay Lynn Smith @shaysbae_99]

Said I wanted to be skinny, work said say less

[Shay Lynn Smith @shaysbae_99]

He may not have gotten top hand award at graduation but I have him one when we got home

[Shay Lynn Smith @shaysbae_99]

Need another tatttooo but idk what

[Shay Lynn Smith @shaysbae_99]

My only want for my next house is that there’s 2 bathrooms…if this man tries to take the doorknob off again I’m going to lose it

[Kristi Noem @KristiNoem]

A strong American President that put their citizens first would take these six actions right now:

1. Restart and expedite the Keystone XL Pipeline immediately.

[Shay Lynn Smith @shaysbae_99]

Who tf lets me keep getting debit cards? I am obviously not responsible enough for that