carol

eu queria ser ninguém

[Gonçalo 🎲🇵🇹🇳🇴 @GonaloSilva3]

Se tu vais a restaurante pedir um bitoque ou uma francesinha e o teu primeiro pensamento é: "O não, o rácio de carbs e de proteína está errado" tu és maluquinho

[Jake 🇬🇧 @jakonian]

Genuinely horrified at the fact they don’t sit in party groups but in their constituency groups

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

macklemore was Woke 0.0

[Arika @Arikalabs]

love adding DISTINCT to a SQL query because it fixes the duplicates without forcing me to grow as a person.

why were they there? what did i join wrong?

these are questions for the engineer i claimed to be in the interview.

[arfa @arifa_says]

me trying to defend myself without bursting into tears

[nikita @fr00tado]

chegando no meu primeiro dia de trabalho novo

[mila. @swifheard]

eles são tão <3

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

you guys dont understand that this is 10000% her type

[Divyanshi 🦋 @avogandu]

Actually so chic of you to breakup with him the moment he called you a bitch!!!

[float @notesbyfloat]

last week at the meeting factory

[Telma Tavares 🪑🍉 @tarantelma]

O meu presidente (sou portuguesa).

[Alcuin Press @AlcuinPress]

Ralph Waldo Emerson, this one really stuck with me

[Strace @straceX]

SQL is weird because the language looks almost like English until you try to explain why the query needs three LEFT JOINs and a window function

[Matt @Mattmaximo]

Steve Jobs would fire the entire company and replace them with AI if he was alive to see this

[leti. @sabrinacardigan]

ele de branco chique ela de branco barango

[potty @potedefezes]

quando você ama tanto que o ordinário vira extraordinário

[amirtha @ewyuckugh]

srsly what’s wrong w me

[𝓢𝓲𝓼𝓼𝓲 🌙 @inomniapparatus]

A me la cosa che mi sbatte è il fatto che si siano messi due tonalità diverse di bianco

[joe pr @imisstheoldways]

well yes?