Shea

This heart of mine was made to travel the world.❤️✈️

[Calvin Applebottom II @_MaroonKoolAid]

I need Oxford PD to live tweet arrests on Saturday like @TAMUPolice

[Fran Fraschilla @franfraschilla]

This might be the greatest robbery in NCAA football history.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Michigan fans watching the refs add a second back to the game

[THE ™️ Barstool Ohio State @BarstoolOSU]

Rigged @NCAA

[Murphy's Bleachers @murphysbleacher]

🗣️ One more time for the people in the back 🗣️

#dodgers #cubs at 7:05

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

You can’t tell me it hasn’t hurt Ohio State’s offensive rhythm to suddenly have the head coach calling plays in a CFP quarterfinal because the coordinator took a head-coaching job. Just Sayin.

[College Football Zone @CollegeFBonX]

*Pop tart mascot does literally anything*

College football fans:

[Barstool SEC @SECBarstool]

Can Juice Kiffin just send the tweet so we can all go to bed

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

RAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

[Muhammad Lila @MuhammadLila]

This is the craziest stat of the World Series:

Trey Yesavage, the Blue Jays starting pitcher who makes $57K a year, started the game by striking out Shohei Ohtani, who makes $47M - that's 824x his salary.

[Mike North @North2North]

Gary cohen took a day off after his Great Dane Lily the family dog died this year and I have no issue with that and Matt Shaw took off with permission after his friend was murdered but Cohen found that weird? #ErikaKirk the widow invited him personally. #CharlieKirk @Cubs

[Shea @Shea0826]

@ThePatriotOasis @BarstoolPhilly @stoolpresidente @stoolpresidente

[No Laying Up @NoLayingUp]

It's cool to get a week-by-week progress update on the growth of Scottie's son

[CJ Vogel @CJVogel_OTF]

State of Dallas sports:

Rangers: don’t know how to score
Stars: forgot how to score
Mavs: gave up an all time scorer for nothing
Cowboys: are the Cowboys

Who has it worse than us?😔

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

Both Oilers goals happened during what would’ve been the Stars power-play had this been called.

[Robert Tiffin @RobertTiffin]

Hmm, looks like the referees missed a clear penalty on Edmonton there. Oh well, it probably won't immediately cost Dallas.

[Bob Sturm @SportsSturm]

I am going to sync the game to @dfwticket. Can't handle the national guys today. Will report back.

[Paul Bissonnette @BizNasty2point0]

Oilers dodged a bullet with that only being a minor. One of the worst places to get slashed is top of the foot. Zero to little protection with no shot blockers on.

[Lia Assimakopoulos @Lassimak]

Stars starters for Game 2: 5 Finns and an Otter.

Granlund-Hintz-Rantanen
Lindell-Heiskanen
Oettinger

[Brad Townsend @townbrad]

Somebody please poke these ESPN announcers and remind them this is a Stanley Cup playoff game. They’re low-talking in monotone like they’re afraid to wake the baby.