cosmic brownie enthusiast

part time seltzer enthusiast - she/they

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

How it feels when the whole group chat starts arguing and one dude starts messaging you seperately

[Rob @jezfrompeepshow]

saying yes to any hangout opportunity thrown my way

[່͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ @oorangeugladd]

maybe he actually enjoys the fire everyones saying oh hes tryna ignore it but maybe he is happy through it all and maybe so should we

[KIKI @leanwdafanta]

why is there no ethical way to get from Brooklyn to Queens

[mika @mikasagrada]

quando você finalmente lava a roupa e todas as suas roupas favoritas voltam a ficar disponíveis:

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Just got a $31 tequila soda. That is so sick. Right to the credit card, will worry about it in 4 years. Can’t wait to get another one too just to make sure they’re still 31 bucks. Fuck it

[cosmic brownie enthusiast @shea_devanney11]

@archaicangelus waiver mentioned

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

that one mf who says “i love this song” after every song on their own playlist

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

When I was flirting because I was bored and they ask “when can I see you”

[(ꈍ ᴗ ꈍ✿) @5notz]

"do you have snap?" i have an address where u can send love letters to

[Barb Vermeir 🇬🇾🇬🇾🇬🇾 @hotgrippz]

I’ll quit smoking if they invent another activity that lets me leave a group and go stand outside on my own for 5-10 minutes

[Adam‼️ @door_insurance]

Evenings are for FUN. Work is for GOING ON YOUR PHONE.

[𝖓❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

texting people back is hard as fuck i really do think ur cool i promise, i just can't right now man

[tiffany fong (retarded) @TiffanyxFong]

I am SO taking Tylenol when I get pregnant

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough me time after work

[dr pepper diva - tenmocorp ™️ employee @L0W_TIDE_]

they should invent a day that doesnt cost 40$

[cosmic brownie enthusiast @shea_devanney11]

@Ticketmaster @TMFanSupport i waited over an hour behind 108,000 people for MCR tickets just for it to glitch out and kick me out of the queue once I finally got in?????

[cosmic brownie enthusiast @shea_devanney11]

@Ticketmaster @TMFanSupport I waited over an hour behind 108,000 people for MCR tickets only for it to glitch out & kick me out once I finally got in??? I’m going insane

[Tim Nicely @TimNicely91]

Somewhere at @NBCSports studios there are people who think Chris Collinsworth is enjoyable to listen to during a @SNFonNBC broadcast and it reminds me that we need to make mental health services more accessible to get these kind of people the help they obviously need. #NFL