Shea Foster

I know that human beings and fish can coexist peacefully.

[Shea Foster @sheadyrose]

At this point in my life, I think I might be the most annoying that I’ve ever been.

[Shea Foster @sheadyrose]

Do Mindy Kaling and BJ Novak know that it is not against the law for them to be together

[Shea Foster @sheadyrose]

You guys were listening to albums on SHUFFLE?!

[Adele @Adele]

This was the only request I had in our ever changing industry! We don’t create albums with so much care and thought into our track listing for no reason. Our art tells a story and our stories should be listened to as we intended. Thank you Spotify for listening 🍷♥️

[Shea Foster @sheadyrose]

Every time I’m around someone who is too afraid to have any kind of opinion on politics, this plays in my head. It used to be an ad before every video I watched and it has never left my brain

https://t.co/1Zy3HwftJH

Anyway bye twitter see you in 6 months

[Shea Foster @sheadyrose]

Unreal

[Shea Foster @sheadyrose]

This might be the funniest way to explain a manic episode. “He gave away my Lamborghini!!!” This woman can’t be relatable to save her fucking life.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Kim Kardashian to ‘Call Her Daddy’ on dealing with Kanye West’s mental episodes:

"I would like come home, and we had like five Lamborghinis and I'd come home and they'd all be gone if he was in an episode. And I'd be like, 'Oh, wait. Where's all our cars? Like, my new car?' And it would be like, ‘oh, he gave them away to all of his friends.’”

[Shea Foster @sheadyrose]

Final thought of the evening—

Deadpan comedians make me unbearably nervous.
Like you’re telling me you’re just gonna stand there, tell jokes and NOT LAUGH.

[Shea Foster @sheadyrose]

One time when I was in New York I stood at the bottom of the Rockefeller building and tweeting Pete Davidson 27 times to ask him if he would come take me inside.

[Shea Foster @sheadyrose]

@jackantonoff would you like it if your fanbase started referring to themselves as “jackingoffs” ???

Please let me know at your earliest convenience and I will get the ball rolling on this.

[Shea Foster @sheadyrose]

For all my talk, I sure have been the bigger person lately

[Shea Foster @sheadyrose]

The darkest time of my life was when I was watching the masked singer

[Shea Foster @sheadyrose]

Is there ANY way we could stop giving Kanye West attention

[I Smoked The Midterms @BlackKnight10k]

"HOW COULD A HELICOPTER CRASH INTO AN AIRPLANE!!"

Well, you see, the President of the United States and the Transportation Secretary are both former reality tv stars and the Secretary of Defense is an alcoholic.

[Shea Foster @sheadyrose]

I always get violently ill in the winter and have to be put on prednisone. What is prednisone. It will have me awake for 48 hours. Like I truly think I could lift a car over my head right now. I definitely want to get better but could we… take it easy?

[Shea Foster @sheadyrose]

I’m not a holier than thou, too good for trash tv person. I have watched so much kardashians in my day and enjoyed it. But it’s just not the same. I want Kim hitting Khloe with her purse. I want FIGHTS. I want MEAN KOURTNEY.

[Shea Foster @sheadyrose]

Me, rolling my eyes at the new Kardashians trailer, knowing that it will be another giant waste of airtime where they accomplish exactly nothing in an hour long episode

Me, making a mental note to make sure to tune in on February 6th to watch said episode

[Shea Foster @sheadyrose]

A telltale sign of a pick me: they say they hate TikTok but watch instagram reels. 🫠

[Shea Foster @sheadyrose]

@harmonizedgrace As the child of parents who stayed together when they very much should have divorced… don’t do this.

[Shea Foster @sheadyrose]

This app is a cesspool of negativity and bitter bitches my God

[Shea Foster @sheadyrose]

I’m falling in love

[Lou Raguse @LouNewsMan]

The context of what Luigi Mangione yells to reporters is lost with his first few words drowned out by a reporter asking, "Luigi, did you do it? Mangione continues: "...and completely out of touch and is an insult to the intelligence of the American people and their lived experience.”

[Shea Foster @sheadyrose]

Is this the commencement of #festivus ??? It might be…

[Shea Foster @sheadyrose]

Hot take but I feel like so many people think of “people pleasing” as being kind and generous when really it’s actually very manipulative. If you’re people pleasing, you are trying to control the emotions and responses of the people around you. It’s not a good look I promise.