Shannon Earles

[Shannon Earles @shearlez]

I saw it!! Its real! @carolinekvngh

[Shannon Earles @shearlez]

"Is that Kermit the frog? " @carolinekvngh asks about the teenage mutant ninja turtles.... #idontknowher #shesnotwithme

[Shannon Earles @shearlez]

As @carolinekvngh eats shredded cheese from a bowl 😂

[Shannon Earles @shearlez]

All the ppl exiting 290 to cut the line and hopping back on are going to a special kind of hell. Crowley's. To wait in line forever #SPN

[Shannon Earles @shearlez]

My Dallas roommate (@carolinekvngh) on the Rangers game right now: "I'm Toronto-rn up about it."

[Shannon Earles @shearlez]

Got my prof to use ACL for a problem & it got way too real. Spoiler: Alice didn't get a ticket and neither did I 😔

[Shannon Earles @shearlez]

Who all felt like a badass on 290 west bound tonight? 🙌🙌🙌

[Shannon Earles @shearlez]

@carolinekvngh @daniplata12 only if I can get the wolf puzzle....

[Shannon Earles @shearlez]

@carolinekvngh that was last year. He moved on to bigger and better things. We're still on for being roommates.

[Shannon Earles @shearlez]

The only time I support Houston closing down a major road is to fix this horrible vandalism #besomeone #htown

[Shannon Earles @shearlez]

Seeing old pbl friends and having conversations through car windows in 1960 traffic >>>>

[Shannon Earles @shearlez]

On the topic of late night TV binges: CSI Miami has a "ginger haired" "smooth talker". Creepiest description I've ever heard #nightmares

[Shannon Earles @shearlez]

Zoolander right now 👌 #BlueSteel

[Shannon Earles @shearlez]

Oh but no... The train decided to come back for me. So thoughtful... Until the guardrails almost come down on my car

[Shannon Earles @shearlez]

Update: got stuck on the edge of the tracks in traffic. Thought I'd get an artsy pic of the train parked

[Shannon Earles @shearlez]

Delayed Update: the train made an awful noise and started moving backwards

[Shannon Earles @shearlez]

If you saw my insta and snachats... You must be drawing the same conclusion as me. I'm being stalked and tormented by a train.

[Shannon Earles @shearlez]

For those who know me, I am a full this whole Twitter thing. But it's the best place to describe my interaction with trains today sorry 🚂

[Shannon Earles @shearlez]

Pretty sure a mosquito thinks we're roomies w/ the understanding that I'm too lazy to kill him if he stays on his side of the room.. ✌treaty

[Shannon Earles @shearlez]

@MarsThomp doooo it