Sheaskis

I've never actually been skiing.

[Sheaskis @sheaskis]

Just my brother casually scaring the soul out of my nephew 😱🤣☠️

[whalefact @awhalefact]

like i said

[Loky @lokymann]

-Salaries don’t match cost of living.
-Education doesn’t guarantee you a job.
-EVERYTHING is so damn expensive.

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

Step down from his position?? HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

when I was a teenager in like 2010 my friends and I used to go to the mall every Tuesday to see a cheap $5 movie and get a $2 "toonie Tuesday" meal at KFC. that is now a $37 night out and the mall we went to is closed

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

On Leap Day we’d like to shout out some of nature’s most talented leapers:

Frogs, lizards, deer, my mother’s ability to jump to conclusions about my personal life, spiders - just to name a few.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

my whole life could be falling apart and imma still crack me a lil joke

[Julia Macfarlane @juliamacfarlane]

Like…like…something like this?

[Pope @punishedpope]

i'm not even kidding when i say he should have to prove this on live television today or face criminal charges for stock market manipulation

[Holekage of the Hidden Bussy Village ꕤ @CAdreamboy]

Marvel making this man push his body to the limits every year just to play Wolverine meanwhile all he wants to do is be a dancing queen

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when it’s time to say goodbye after having a great time with someone:

[IG: @MACEOMULAN @maceomulan]

long story short i need $1M.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

me too sims 1 girl… me too

[🌽Actual Jake @ActualCorn]

It's so good every single time 🔥