Taylor of the stars~ 🏳️‍⚧️🐈

I'm so fucking stupid. ketamine and the infinite expanse of the cosmos are my homies.

Stupid thoughts from a stupid thot

[Taylor of the stars~ 🏳️‍⚧️🐈 @shebakayo]

Dunno if I've posted face before but here's mine. Lifting heavy things is soothing to my autism

[Taylor of the stars~ 🏳️‍⚧️🐈 @shebakayo]

Fuck this woke shit. Hernia? HERnia!? What about hisnia, huh?

[Taylor of the stars~ 🏳️‍⚧️🐈 @shebakayo]

@POgrimreaper I am literally both of these people depending on how my brain decides to behave. A constant struggle to vocalise or stave off malnutrition with varying degrees of success. First week of college is already a struggle

[madoka magicock @rifflexielian]

is Chinese lesbian twitter 'out-freaking' you or do you just need to lock in. think about that

[Taylor of the stars~ 🏳️‍⚧️🐈 @shebakayo]

@akawogbekun You gotta do it differently. Slow and sensual, feel their fingers on your skin as the shivers course through your body. Don't worry about moving too much, just gently grind

[Taylor of the stars~ 🏳️‍⚧️🐈 @shebakayo]

No, mom, I'm not "doing drugs" I'm Jedi training which is equivalent to like 5 UCAS points

[Taylor of the stars~ 🏳️‍⚧️🐈 @shebakayo]

We've got it wrong. We don't need to move. The enlightened body plan is barely mobile. Embrace clamsara, reject earthly desire and filter feed with us

[Taylor of the stars~ 🏳️‍⚧️🐈 @shebakayo]

@themaggieshow_ Toy weapons are nothing new, children have been hitting each other with sticks for centuries, especially if it's a really good stick

[Taylor of the stars~ 🏳️‍⚧️🐈 @shebakayo]

@LokiPro_XIII Huge ass fucking thing on a screaming phone is pretty hard to read. Especially when it's in Welsh

[Taylor of the stars~ 🏳️‍⚧️🐈 @shebakayo]

@anniechrist620 Dr. Clocktopus

[Taylor of the stars~ 🏳️‍⚧️🐈 @shebakayo]

🎵 my local Imam has got it goin' on 🎵

🎵 I want him so bad 🎵

🎵 but he says it's haram 🎵

🎵 Abdul can't you see? 🎵

🎵 you're just not the man for me 🎵

🎵 I know that it's my jihad, 🎵

🎵 in the form of my Imam 🎵

[Taylor of the stars~ 🏳️‍⚧️🐈 @shebakayo]

@BurgundyStriker I'd be down for a dubstep opening if the dubstep was good

[Taylor of the stars~ 🏳️‍⚧️🐈 @shebakayo]

@fehfonfon @amber_digit2 And the words "bad" and "travesty" share transphobic etymological origins. Oppression lies deeper than the words we use, they're a symptom. Who and how the words are used are more important than the words themselves

[Taylor of the stars~ 🏳️‍⚧️🐈 @shebakayo]

They call me 007
0 bitches
0 hours sleep
7 hot dogs evenly distributed across my person

[Taylor of the stars~ 🏳️‍⚧️🐈 @shebakayo]

Sleep hath abandoned me,
and so I lay much in dismay,
as the morning sun cuckolded me

[Taylor of the stars~ 🏳️‍⚧️🐈 @shebakayo]

@GOBLINTENGU Thanks for the amazing execution on an idea I had as a kid. This soothes my soul

[Taylor of the stars~ 🏳️‍⚧️🐈 @shebakayo]

Scared of people, I'm filled with awe-
Tism
My ass so fat, it split the floor-
Schism

[Taylor of the stars~ 🏳️‍⚧️🐈 @shebakayo]

@L1ly0fth3v4l3y I'm headed to start my 6 year plan to do the same in September!

[Taylor of the stars~ 🏳️‍⚧️🐈 @shebakayo]

@Entoma2657 Just gotta tank it full send. Once enough time is spent with it, things won't feel as awkward anymore

[Taylor of the stars~ 🏳️‍⚧️🐈 @shebakayo]

@SkinnyTuna Yeah, duh, they're autistic about it. Of course they're happy. We're in our element in our special interests

[Taylor of the stars~ 🏳️‍⚧️🐈 @shebakayo]

@glittergluecrow It took me a while to see the glove and thought you had an awesome prosthetic arm cannon. Dress is amazing too