Jessica King

Brit living in Denver. Retweeting what I find funny/interesting/important.

[Jessica King @shebakesalot]

A CRICKET LANDED ON HER FACE #whyislappedmybaby

[victor 👁️👁️ @ahm_victor]

😭😭

[Aaron Adelson @AaronAdelson]

9NEWS obtained court documents submitted by the federal government that state this post was never true. The government wrote Soliman's family was never eligible for expedited removal and them getting deported that night was never a possibility.

[megs @fredhechinger]

Daniel Radcliffe and Rupert Grint are fathers, Emma Watson is doing a Masters at Oxford, Dan won a Tony last year, Rupert did a critically acclaimed Apple TV series, Emma started a business with her brother…meanwhile you’re a weird lady obsessed with people’s genitals, Joanne.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

President Zelensky will meet King Charles at Sandringham tomorrow. A spokesman for the King said the purpose of the meeting was "to annoy the fuck out of that dreadful orange shithead"

[Lincoln Roch @lincoln_roch]

Dozens have gathered outside the the entrance to Rocky Mountain National Park protesting the mass firings at the Dept of Interior and US Forrest service Friday #estespark #nationalparks #copolitics

[Kyle Clark @KyleClark]

Cutting redundant leadership positions in DOGE by 50%. Impressive!

[Kyle Clark @KyleClark]

Snow and ice remain on Denver's streets during this cold snap. A good reminder of Denver's innovative road-clearing program: SOL!

[khels 𓇼🧉❀🐚𓆉︎ ☾ @deuxcherie]

a lot of weird comments about the fires going on, just remember you’re one disaster away from being an environmental refugee, and you can’t replace sentimental items or precious memories. just be nice to each other.

[Avalanche Forever @citchmook]

Nathan MacKinnon basically said all issues were because of Georgiev 😭

[Kuomintang Autistic Nixon 🦔 @Maxthecat5905]

Joe Biden was America’s first Catholic Vice President lol.

[tracy clayton jr the 3rd @brokeymcpoverty]

after the last stunt yall pulled i wont believe that beyonce will be there even if i am in that audience looking at beyonce and kamala doing the ‘gettin to the money’ choreo on stage

[jess / fix your heart ❤️‍🔥 @genrethespanner]

Hey @WWWYFest - anyone spellcheck the merch shirts?!

[madi city soundtrack @fairypsychic]

yeah wow i can’t wait to see amberlin and daisy grendade

[Quadcarl @Quadcarl]

I’ve had this for ten years.

Nothing changes.

[Kyle Clark @KyleClark]

I admire your vivid imagination, Lindsey! Pretty sure if I really did that in a crowd of thousands at the rally, someone else would have seen it. Imaginary stuff aside, I hope you enjoyed the Trump rally!

[⚡️🏴‍☠️Chris🏴‍☠️⚡️ @ItsYaBoyChree]

“Hey were you able to board up your windows?”

“Nah they were all out of plywood but no worries I got a brick wall up there instead”

“……huh?”

[Mile High Hockey @MileHighHockey]

*inner dialogue*

"Don't overreact to this netminding performance. It's game number one."

Outward emotion:

[Arely Mora Domínguez @amora_dguez]

When people ask me if I like working for @9NEWS I show them masterpieces like this.
In summary, yes.

[Jessica King @shebakesalot]

What a gent. I’m sure he has a very loving, happy marriage and his adult children call and visit all the time.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Elderly man purchased a signed Taylor Swift guitar for $4,000 at a live auction and immediately smashed it with a hammer.