Fortuneteller Baba

Fortuneteller! The world’s greatest fortuneteller!

[Fortuneteller Baba @shebecrying]

There were a lot of little red flags but there was also a really big yellow flag that said “don’t tread on memes” and had a snake with a pepe head on it

[Fortuneteller Baba @shebecrying]

When dudes ask me what my favorite position is:

[Send Help @sendhelpbetches]

can I come over and gossip with you like this

[Fortuneteller Baba @shebecrying]

A lot of you turned to “Suits” in a moment of TV show desperation. I didn’t forget!

[Fortuneteller Baba @shebecrying]

I think Zac Efron is America’s sweetheart

[lea chin-sang @bigfatmoosepssy]

she pissed me off today

[Alex @AlexShaneMoore]

Oh really? We’ll see what the same 6 people who always agree with me think about that

[Fortuneteller Baba @shebecrying]

Bump

[Fortuneteller Baba @shebecrying]

I will not rest until i explain to everyone that drake is a pedophile

[Markov @MarkovMagnifico]

you will never know love like this

[✧ @northstardoll]

that guy u met at 19 was a demon from hell

[tahz ♑︎ @lezzielestat]

she’s literally changing the face of pop music forever

[clintoris @clintoris]

Just interrogated a belief rooted in shame

[Fortuneteller Baba @shebecrying]

Channing Tatum is himbo cousin Greg

[dasha @dash_eats]

Who up dwelling on past injuries and fearing more hurt

[sophia @pastoralcomical]

for a while whenever my bf refused to wake up i accused him of being gay for the sandman. so now when i shake him in the mornings sometimes he just mutters “im not gay”