Shelby

Someone should buy me a puppy.

[Shelby @sheeelbyyyyy]

Oh lord, I'm playing pokemon on a weekend. I HAVE NO LIFE APPARENTLY.

[Christi (: @Christipoo76]

"Guuurl me and you bond together better than Hydrogen and Chlorine". Oh lord. Why are me and ezra's conversations so amazing. (:

[Shelby @sheeelbyyyyy]

@autumn_76 I hate that friend. :(

[Autumn Harding~ @autumn_76]

Just wrote 40 pages worth of essays thanks to my friend called procrastination.

[Shelby @sheeelbyyyyy]

@seventysixsouth huh. sounds like i missed a lot from last weekend. :(

[Helena. @seventysixsouth]

"I'm too damn high right now" - Some really high guy from last weekend. (:

[Shelby @sheeelbyyyyy]

@angelofewa I've got an extra iPhone that you can use until you get yours back :D

[Angelina Colton @angelofewa]

Some gay subsitute took away my phone for a month. GG Hawaii. GG.

[Shelby @sheeelbyyyyy]

@EzzypooOranges @AmeliaEaves If it is heresy to be an atheist, you might as well stone me to death now. :D

[Amelia Eaves @AmeliaEaves]

People that still believe in God... I'm sorry, I thought this was the 21st century. Maybe it's just a white people thing.

[Shelby @sheeelbyyyyy]

@kaypropanda ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING.

[Patricia Miller @kaypropanda]

Just saw a kid who was like 7 years old with a "Hooters" bag. STAY CLASSY WHITE PEOPLE.

[Shelby @sheeelbyyyyy]

@kaypropanda @_pandajesus @KeoniLeone Amen to that. :)

[Marie McCune @_pandajesus]

In my Biology class we were talking about how interracial couples make the best babies and the teacher kept looking at me and @KeoniLeone

[Shelby @sheeelbyyyyy]

@katrina_babez Thats the best line though.

[Katrina Jackson @katrina_babez]

"Shut your mouth before I fuck it". God damn Cudi, I can't tell if I'm disgusted by this line or amazed.

[Shelby @sheeelbyyyyy]

People in my class didn't know what the word "ally" or "enemy" was... A class full of 16-18 year olds... lord have mercy on their souls

[Angelina Colton @angelofewa]

In Marine Biology we were watching a movie about squid. They went into incredible detail about how they got it on... It was so awkward.

[Shelby @sheeelbyyyyy]

@kaypropanda @_pandajesus Don't forget that time she walked in a wall... haha :)

[Marie McCune @_pandajesus]

I almost walked into a pole today on my way to the mall... I hate being blonde sometimes.