zoë marshall

[zoë marshall @sheehyzoe]

I hate gingers

[Michael Flynn Jr @realmflynnJR]

The assassination attempts are only happening in one direction…

Just saying.

[Chad Prather @WatchChad]

After President Trump was welcomed with thunderous applause at Yankee Stadium, some of the Detroit Tigers players started doing the Trump dance.

Even in Charlie’s death, America is still healing. Beautiful.

[zoë marshall @sheehyzoe]

@phoebe_bridgers Redfish lakeeeee

[common sad girl @sadgirlkms]

i have to be silly every day or my brain will start growing mold

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

(johnny cash hurt voice) i shit myself today

[candy wife @maDUHline_]

Just started a screenplay but instead of description and dialogue, it's just me screaming for an hour and 47 minutes. screamplay

[James @CaucasianJames]

there’s a lime green kia soul in all of us. unleash it

[m@thew @TweetPotato314]

plugging headphones into the electrical outlet to hear what my house is thinking

[bird @birdeat3]

i am smart huge brain

[ret @rad_milk]

the part in jurrasic park where the water moves in the cup but you look up and it’s just a girl in those big chunky filas

[Cara Weinberger @caraweinberger]

i thought i liked seeing movies but turns out i like eating candy in a dark room where it’s illegal to talk to me

[geneva @genevaspina]

the less i yoda better

[zoë marshall @sheehyzoe]

Sorry I didn’t make it to class this week. I was trapped under my weighted blanket

[Rob @ghoulcabin]

gonna tell my kids this was brockhampton

[Skoog @Skoog]

[slowly lowering myself in a hot tub]

Me: i go in The Soup and slowly I shall become The Soup.

[ᶜᵒⁿˢᵗᵃⁿᵗⁱⁿᵉ @greenIight]

and we’ll never be royals

[ret @rad_milk]

naming my twin sons jim & pam

[James @CaucasianJames]

imagine what raccoons will accomplish once they learn how to use imovie