sheel mehta

pre-diabetic, spiritual, agreeable

[sheel mehta @sheelslverstein]

Woodwind instruments are stealing all my heroes:
Andre 3000
Dave Attell
Lizzo

[sheel mehta @sheelslverstein]

The divide in congress reminds me of the divide between the Speakerboxxx and The Love Below

[HOW THINGS WORK @HowThingsWork_]

A Real life Hero! This is pretty incredible.👀

Back in 1926, Gladys Ingle saved her fellow stunt pilot by REPLACING a tire that fell off his plane thousands of feet up in the air.

[sheel mehta @sheelslverstein]

Linsanity. 2011-2012 BC.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

If you could bring back any empire, which would it be?

[sheel mehta @sheelslverstein]

Caffeine. I'm on it now.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Which drug has had the most significant impact on human history?

[sheel mehta @sheelslverstein]

Option B.
But only if the prostate is healthy.

[World of Engineering @engineers_feed]

Mechanical reasoning test.

[Washington Wizards @WashWizards]

Forever a member of our D.C. family 💙

[sheel mehta @sheelslverstein]

fox news should hire @jonstewart to really fuck shit up

[sheel mehta @sheelslverstein]

Grocery List:
clementines
bananas
chips
salsa

[sheel mehta @sheelslverstein]

Oh, ho, ho
It's magic you know
Ozempic

[sheel mehta @sheelslverstein]

never happens in LA because the gas stations do botox

https://t.co/9w5t6uqSWW

[sheel mehta @sheelslverstein]

I wonder if Mozart ever rented out a big venue and did a listening party.

[sheel mehta @sheelslverstein]

Milli Vanilla

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Name this band

[sheel mehta @sheelslverstein]

holy fucking shit balls

[Netflix @netflix]

Ukrainian president Volodymyr Zelenskyy sits down for a special episode of My Next Guest with David Letterman. Premieres December 12

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

In case you missed the Philosophers’ Football Match… #FIFAWorldCup #ENGSEN #WorldcupQatar2022 #FIFAWorldCup2022 #montypython

[Father who Writes @Fathers_Writes]

@mtaibbi

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

The single greatest moment of live television history