Kay 🪐✨

neurotic self saboteur 🩷💜💙

[𝙉𝙖𝙙𝙞𝙖. 𖤐🍁 @luvblessingz]

me watching the emails that i swore i unsubscribed from still hit my inbox.

[⛧ @SometxmesYouCme]

Me when I didn’t hear what you said:

[♱ᴅʀᴜ @DrutangReborn]

Once you see this mf with your bare eyes you understand why they are obsessed with it

[Kae Dee 🧚🏽‍♂️ @Overdose_OnKase]

Mind you she looked a mess 😭😭😭

[𝐉✰𝐙𝐋𝐘𝐍 @jazlynfaiithh]

THE WAY SHE JUST FROZE 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Gastón🫀 @gastonfyp]

y qué estabas haciendo que no respondías?

yo:

[Kay 🪐✨ @sheemsxo]

Another month, no reply from @wembleystadium about an incident that happened in April.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

"A cat that misbehaves is a cat who feels safe" I try to convince myself this while cleaning up my cats actual crimes against me and my house

[old tom @culture_coffin]

i keep calling it the “men’s world cup” at work and one guy is so mad

[No BS Therapist @TweetATherapist]

RIP Freud. You would’ve loved how people identify as Boy Moms and Girl Dads but rarely as Girl Moms or Boy Dads

[Gastón🫀 @gastonfyp]

cuando estás yendo a molestar a tu gato y ya lo sabe

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

I’ve never seen anything more accurate

[Anthony Dabbundo @AnthonyDabbundo]

you could write essays on the perfection of this interaction

[𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝘀. @im_all_id]

I know everything costs a lot more now but at least it's also worse quality

[kenzie ⋆. 𐙚 ̊ @femmeT_T]

gonna hold my breath and try to die

[The Brooke Ashley @thebrookeash]

Currently watching the ANTM documentary and shoutout to Ebony for giving us this iconic gif.

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Turns out women get more autoimmune diseases from suppressed anger and trauma...so basically every time you don't flip a table, your immune system takes a hit. Moral of the story? Throw the fucking chair, girl. It's preventative medicine

[yocci よち👹@ VeXpo @yoclesh]

my two brian cells

[Jenni @hashjenni]

when I randomly remember one of my shirts I haven’t seen in a while