Sheenamon Roll 🤤😋

Jack’s Coochies and Cream

[Sheenamon Roll 🤤😋 @sheenaleirocks]

So this is the story about the second time I cried in front of my parents as an adult. Almost emptied my tissue box at 11 in the morning while having this random reflection. Ugh hormones, today you won. 😁

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Work ends at 5:00 pm
Me at 4:55 pm:

[jack @jackhw_]

british people at the end of their texts

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Having a good day as an adult is literally:
• got paid
• ate something good
• nobody annoyed me
• went home
• sleep

[video girl @itsmarioIiveira]

recebi um e-mail no trabalho que a empresa tava sorteando uma camisa da copa do mundo e cliquei depois descobri que era teste do TI pra reconhecermos pishing eu caí agora to tendo que fazer treinamento de segurança cibernética

[Eren @erenfromtargets]

told my boyfriend the cashier at Target was a bitch and he said “was it at self checkout”

[kabulastugan @kblstgn]

here at the after party, eat lang ng cordon bleu tas sibat na kami

[• يمنى♡• @yumnah_elkhabir]

THIS!

[ayo’s wannabe best friend 🤎 @writtenbyayo]

jeremy: “do i act like my zodiac?”
ayo: “yes, annoying.”

😂 they’re so

[Olivia Rodrigo @oliviarodrigo]

💘you seem pretty sad for a girl so in love is out now💘 https://t.co/eCezvY6UZn

[jonbellion @jonbellion]

LIVE FROM RED ROCKS. SOLD OUT

[Pop Tingz @PopTingz]

Gwyneth Paltrow is the face of an advertising campaign for a new apartment complex in Herzeliya, Israel built on stolen Palestinian land.

Disgusting woman. Anything for a bit of extra cash I guess.

[Jamie Kay @TheRealJamieKay]

London 👏👏👏

[Sheenamon Roll 🤤😋 @sheenaleirocks]

5 years after, saw @maisiehpeters… in Aberdeen… So so wild. Love you 🫶🏽

[Sheenamon Roll 🤤😋 @sheenaleirocks]

Finding @maisiehpeters in my new fave tv show is a plus. Ahhh #trying by @AppleTV is promising

[All day Astronomy @forallcurious]

🚨: Chinese biologist Hongmei Wang seeks to extend women's fertile life by making menstruation occur every 3 months.

Which would theoretically preserve more eggs and extend the fertile period.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Olivia Rodrigo performs new song ‘begged’ on SNL. https://t.co/QGKBZ9l0T9

[Sheenamon Roll 🤤😋 @sheenaleirocks]

Trentahin hobbies 🫣🤪

[vic 🧸 @itwillcomebacks]

the concept of one of the most beautiful love songs to me only existing because hozier noticed his legs being "chewed to bits" by insects is insane and kinda funny to me. of COURSE you'd transform this into a song about dying and decomposing with your lover in a flower field sir

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

My life in a meme