St. Charles Sheens

GM of the St. Charles Sheens of Chicago

[St. Charles Sheens @SheensBSA]

We're sad. Sanchez, Cox & Martinez have left the building. They're all yours, @BSA_CHI_Machine @BSAPanthers @NYKnightsBSA @AustinSharksBSA @JerseyBags @bsaBrowns @NOLooters @orlcalrissian @MauiTropics This just in! We're over it! Applications now being accepted! #Winning

[St. Charles Sheens @SheensBSA]

Open letter to @BSACommish and league GMs: We will bludgeon our way into the record books. St. Charles is a violent torpedo of truth. love and hate.. First victim: the so-called athletics of Philadelphia . You have been warned.

[St. Charles Sheens @SheensBSA]

I'd like to welcome the world to the one the only the WADD! John Holmes is a perfect fit for the Sheens! The WADD in St. Louis? in Yonkers? It's with me and the angels that will be his home. Process that, BSA!

[St. Charles Sheens @SheensBSA]

Putting Nashville and Chicago on alert, we're ODing Tiger Blood to start the season, and have G-strings and the Machine in our crosshairs. You've been warned., @BSA_CHI_Machine -- this is the year of the Sheen!

[St. Charles Sheens @SheensBSA]

Take notice, BSA. His name is Ernesto, and he's taking the game seriously. You've been warned.

[St. Charles Sheens @SheensBSA]

Masutaro Koyama, you are an elder statesman in the BSA, and St. Charles is honored to have you back. Breaking bats and making history. Amaze 'een!

[St. Charles Sheens @SheensBSA]

Sanches, Valencia, Hill will be the Big3 roaming the otufield for STC. They're ready to star in the Big Show.

[St. Charles Sheens @SheensBSA]

We're tired of Pocatello, Vista, Seattle & Portland/San Jose peeing in our pool. Our missing ingredients have arrived. Opening Day approaches. The time is near. The place is BSA. St. Charles is taking over this clown factory.

[St. Charles Sheens @SheensBSA]

The Sheens have already won a title. Is it time for a reboot, BSA? I'm looking for a sexy rock star. Winning in 3-2-1 ...

[St. Charles Sheens @SheensBSA]

To you BSA trolls. I'm sorry, but I warned you. I've still got the magic. Deal with it, if your unevolved minds can process my poetry. These assassins are a smash. Now get on your tugboat with the rest of the turds.

[St. Charles Sheens @SheensBSA]

Au revoir JJR and Backstrom. St. Charles is no place for aging warriors. Read my tiger blood dripping lips. We're bringing in new blood for the sequel to Apocalypse Me. Poised. This is our second BSA title run.

[St. Charles Sheens @SheensBSA]

After a minor hiatus, our presidential minority owner is encouraging me to return here to promote the St. Charles battle machine. You've been warned. Are you ready BSA?

[St. Charles Sheens @SheensBSA]

Congrats to Ben Moody (20 wins), Shan Liu (30 saves), Alfredo Rivera (35 HRs) on their single-season milestones. Good luck in the playoffs!

[St. Charles Sheens @SheensBSA]

Here's to Ben Moody reaching win #20! All of St. Charles is behind you, kid!

[St. Charles Sheens @SheensBSA]

Dan Tyler returns from DL, records hits in 3 of his first 4 games back in the lineup. Kid is determined to get St. Charles back to WS.

[St. Charles Sheens @SheensBSA]

Judson Backstrom returns just in time to face @BSAPanthers @KalamazooRWC and @BruinsBeastMode. Always want another warrior in our lineup.

[St. Charles Sheens @SheensBSA]

The AAA Vancouver Vipers are 69-35, 7 games ahead of Spokane. The kids are alright.

[St. Charles Sheens @SheensBSA]

Congrats to Ben Moody for winning back to back CL Pitcher of the Month Awards for May and June. Can he #threepeat? #BSA

[St. Charles Sheens @SheensBSA]

Shan Liu claims he can top the Sheens single season record for saves. He's at 12. Record is 37. It's a longshot but we like his attitude.

[St. Charles Sheens @SheensBSA]

Congrats to Ben Moody, the CL pitcher of the month for May! Can't get much better than 5-0 w/ 1.59 ERA in 6 starts. He's got tiger blood!