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[. @shegreentea]

First workout as a bald baddie

[. @shegreentea]

I cut all my hair off last night. Woke up this morning like ooo jump scare

[. @shegreentea]

Fingering.

[. @illygrene]

What is a lost art ?

[. @shegreentea]

Pink Pony Club x Chappell Roan is just “down in the valley where the girls get naked” in italics

[. @shegreentea]

“Somethin and the Sumn Sumns” is my favorite band nomenclature

[. @shegreentea]

Oof

[. @shegreentea]

Kinda hard to market with a title like that.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

“How to Die Alone,” the comedy series created by and starring Natasha Rothwell, has been canceled after one season on Hulu https://t.co/BFbobawVpt

[. @shegreentea]

Twitter is the weirdest place

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

no thanks wee wee always little when they shaped like that

[. @shegreentea]

This or nothing tbh

[xosia @iamxosia]

Every 5 mins it cross my mind😭😭

[. @shegreentea]

Bro. Whyyy do white men talk so loud?? Everyone in this coffee shop is dead silent. Only jazz and espresso machines making noise. And here comes this Yt. Literally yelling at this woman approximately one foot away from him. I can’t hear over my AirPods. WHY.

[. @shegreentea]

Damn not even one??

[Monkey D. Bison @ericlavelle_]

I haven’t smoked not even 1 weed today

[. @shegreentea]

@EyeLyftBitches Smooth. lol

[. @shegreentea]

I’ve been compulsively eating cucumbers. Like 2-3 foot long cucumbers a day. What could that mean?

Oral fixation? 🤔

[. @shegreentea]

Oh….oh…

[. @shegreentea]

Happy birthday to my favorite set of biceps @EyeLyftBitches 😘

[. @shegreentea]

🤔

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

Ladies, never teach a man how to be your man. Don't ask him for anything. Not a date. Not flowers. Not clingy texts. Not morning calls. Not time. Not affection. When a man truly wants you, he moves different on his own. Life is too short to be waiting for someone to ACT right!

[. @shegreentea]

@EyeLyftBitches Knew I could count on you lol tell me about whatever you’re coding. That ALWAYS works 😂

[. @shegreentea]

I’ve become nocturnal.

[. @shegreentea]

@EyeLyftBitches Well I’m already iron deficient so this is business as usual fr except for the sleep thing

[. @shegreentea]

@EyeLyftBitches Yea like that

[. @shegreentea]

@EyeLyftBitches You know what that must be it. I went to the gym and every muscle in my body feels like static electricity 😭