Cletus Paschal

Manchester United ⚽

Obidient

I don't like Police 🚓

[Cletus Paschal @sheikhunique98]

@InibeheEffiong @EmmanuelEn36586 @DavidHundeyin It's not as straightforward as you make it out to be.

If pursuing your interests will endanger my country, I have every right to defend my country.

NATO is a military alliance formed against Russia, you cannot be friends with my enemy because we live on the same street. NO!

[Abu Amir @SadiqMaunde]

This is what is trending on northern TikTok right now. #ObiKwankwaso

Nigeria will be OK!

[Cletus Paschal @sheikhunique98]

@lilysTipss Why are you crying?

[Cletus Paschal @sheikhunique98]

@blaq_en_belle One simp will read this and feel like a king. Women are terrible people

[Cletus Paschal @sheikhunique98]

@_afbeautyy 1 in 10,000

[Cletus Paschal @sheikhunique98]

@oyinboyy @davido @Adesurf9 Spoken like a yorugba fool

[Cletus Paschal @sheikhunique98]

Most men are okay with their wives staying at home. Lol 😂

[Miyandy @Amahashi_]

Clock it King. Just like there’s nothing wrong with sleeping with colleagues, the moment your husband allows you to go out and work instead of making you a fully provided-for rich housewife, he’s basically confessing he can’t meet every single one of your needs.

[Davido @davido]

A CALL FOR ATTENTION TO PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP

President Donald Trump, I am calling your attention to the situation in Osun State, Nigeria, as we approach the election.

There are growing concerns about tension and the possibility of violence, intimidation, or disruption of the democratic process. Osun people deserve to exercise their constitutional right to vote freely, peacefully, and without fear.

I appeal to the United States and the international community to pay close attention to the election and encourage all relevant authorities to ensure that every voter is protected and every vote is respected.

We do not want bloodshed. We do not want intimidation. We want peace, transparency, and a free and fair election. @realDonaldTrump

[Cletus Paschal @sheikhunique98]

@NickAnthony2308 @Cr7Godbrand Lol thinking with one side of the brain must be fun for you. Men didn't change.

Men have always loved sex and nudity. The difference is that back then women were more guided against nudity to avoid being taken advantage of.

Today there's no restrictions!

[Cletus Paschal @sheikhunique98]

@HER743071128042 @_Trapatonzi Da faq are you spitting? I'm confused 😕

[NEFERTITI @firstladyship]

Who is this? He called the SAN a liar on national tv. He’s not even alleging, he said it was a viral infection that pushed Mr. Mandate to submit forged documents to INEC. SAN almost gave up. Na this kind lawyer fit APC. 🤣

[Cletus Paschal @sheikhunique98]

@Zamani_WLK Which Pope are talking about?

[Cletus Paschal @sheikhunique98]

@IdrisZekeriJnr Through Christ!!!

[Harmless @HarmlessHQ]

As bishops, we have no ambition to take Tinubu’s job. We are not politicians running for office. We are religious leaders who believe we have a duty not only to preach religious doctrine but also to address the realities of our people’s lives.

- John Cardinal Onaiyekan.

[Harmless @HarmlessHQ]

Another Harmless gist 😅

In 2013, when Cardinal Onaiyekan was calling out GEJ's administration over insecurity, APC chieftain, Omojuwa was all smiles and praised the clergyman for being a strong voice.

Fast forward to 2026, the same Cardinal Onaiyekan called out Tinubu's administration over rising hunger and hardship in the country, the same APC chieftain, Omojuwa was all shades of anger and is accusing the clergyman of being partisan.

Conclusion by APC's logic,

Attack the opposition and you're an advocate.
Criticise Tinubu and you're partisan.

[Cletus Paschal @sheikhunique98]

@ibenjamean @SaharaReporters He should be arrested and punished.
We are allowing too many mad people roam free.

[Cletus Paschal @sheikhunique98]

@Adasochy @Cr7Godbrand @theWorld_rn Yall crying for my mom. She doesn't disagree.
A woman's greatest purpose is bringing life. Remove that and she's no use to a man.

[Cletus Paschal @sheikhunique98]

@Adasochy @Cr7Godbrand @theWorld_rn You're the birth robot for now. So yes You're useful for now.

[Cletus Paschal @sheikhunique98]

@iam_donwilliam @ifeanyiakorjuru See dumb Nigerian.
That man will go to jail.
Nothing in his wording will save him.
Every jury will convict him when they hear what he typed. That's a felony

[Cletus Paschal @sheikhunique98]

@Mrbankstips August will be my best month.