SheilaE3000

I like hot butter on my breakfast toast.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

WOW!!! MY MAPS (THE BEST MAPS EVER MADE) WILL SOON PASS IN THE GREATEST LEGISLATURE ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD (NOT JUST AMERICA). AMERICA CAN THANK ME (GAVIN C. NEWSOM) AND TWO VERY SPECIAL PEOPLE — MAGIC MIKE & RAINMAKER ROBERT, WHO LEAD THE LEGISLATURE — TOTAL LEGENDS!!! THESE ARE “PERFECT, BEAUTIFUL” MAPS. BETTER THAN COLUMBUS, BETTER THAN GOOGLE MAPS, BETTER THAN APPLE MAPS (SORRY TIM, NO GOLD BAR FOR ME, BUT I STILL LOVE YOU!). PEOPLE ARE ALREADY SCREAMING “MAMA! MAMA!” AND I SAY, “NO, I AM YOUR DADDY!!!” THE GOLDEN ERA BEGINS IN THE GOLDEN STATE, ALL BECAUSE OF ME, THE PEOPLE’S GOVERNOR, THE CARTOGRAPHER-IN-CHIEF, WHO WILL NOW LET THE PEOPLE VOTE!!! THANK YOU, USA!!! — GCN

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

FOX (“EDITS THE TAPES”) NEWS MUST CANCEL THEIR WEEKEND STINKERS IMMEDIATELY!!! THEY ARE VERY DISHONEST AND ALL THEY DO IS TRASH ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AMERICA’S FAVORITE GOVERNOR (AND MANY SAY THE MOST HANDSOME IN HISTORY, THANK YOU!). LARA TRUMP’S “SHOW” IS A TOTAL DISASTER. NO PERSONALITY, NO TALENT, VERY LOW ENERGY. SHE DESPERATELY NEEDS "COACHING" FROM CRAZY FATHER-IN-LAW!!! ALSO, WHY DID FOX LET MARK “NOBODY” LEVIN (I HAD TO GOOGLE HIM) TRASH ME???? HE SAID I AM TOO POPULAR ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND HE HATES THAT THE PEOPLE LOVE ME AND HOW I MAKE TRUMP LOOK LIKE THE WEAK LITTLE (HANDS) MAN HE IS! MARK SHOULD TAKE “NOTES” FROM JESSE WATTERS WHO KEEPS CALLING ME “DADDY” EVEN THOUGH I TOLD HIM NO THANK YOU!!! CANCEL THE “FOX NEWS STINKERS” NOW! THEY SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO STINK UP OUR AIRWAVES ANY LONGER! AND PLEASE NO MORE NEGATIVE ADS ABOUT ME! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! — GCN

[SheilaE3000 @sheilae3000]

Who wants a candle that smells like Yankee Stadium?

[SheilaE3000 @sheilae3000]

@AndJustLikeThat Does he have Lyme Disease?

[SheilaE3000 @sheilae3000]

Is this still part of his “Man of the Woods” fantasy?

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Justin Timberlake reveals he has been diagnosed with Lyme disease.

[SheilaE3000 @sheilae3000]

@BethesdaSupport Doesn’t help. Game only loads for single player.

[SheilaE3000 @sheilae3000]

@BethesdaSupport is there a problem with red fall servers? Online co op will not load

[SheilaE3000 @sheilae3000]

@BethesdaSupport Infinite loading

[SheilaE3000 @sheilae3000]

@BethesdaSupport Xbox

[SheilaE3000 @sheilae3000]

This opening song is embarrassingly awful. This is the best they could come up with? #Grammys2025

[CHICAGO CRITTER @ChicagoCritter]

A rough night for attendees at Radius Chicago last night. Security was seen forcefully ejecting a person through the door, while inside, a ceiling beam reportedly fell off, injuring some people. Wishing a speedy recovery to those affected by the incident. #chicago

[Austin Berg @Austin__Berg]

BREAKING: Chicago’s Inspector General just dropped a report exposing Mayor Brandon Johnson’s secret gift stash. Jewelry, whiskey, handbags, and shoes—all stored in a “Gift Room” hidden from investigators as well as Johnson’s personal office. Just as scandalous: The report reveals a system with no real checks on the power of the mayor’s office. 🧵

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

He didn’t put his small hand on the Bible when he took the oath of office.

[SheilaE3000 @sheilae3000]

My big cyber Monday purchase? Replacement water filters for my refrigerator.

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Mark Zuckerberg dressed as John Wick for Halloween but I thought it was Fran Lebowitz

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Heil Shitler

[Reporter William J. Kelly #thatreporter @Williamjkelly]

Take away his mic!" That’s what Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson snapped at his press secretary before turning his anger on me. Then he got right in my face: "Don’t ever interrupt me again," he threatened.

He was fired up the second he saw me yesterday—still pissed off about my video last week on his well-paid anti-police staff including Kennedy Bartley. He didn’t like the questions, and he made damn sure I couldn’t ask more. Cut me off four times, and twice he threatened me. But I’ve got the full video for you to judge for yourself and see if you agree with him that crime in Chicago is down. It’s the same tired line we heard from Lightfoot.

I brought up the murder of 18-year-old Jess Kendall near the United Center on Sunday, the site of the DNC Convention. His response? Barely even touched it. Then I pressed him if he and his wife are going to reduce their 200+ police officer security detail—while the city’s down 2,000 cops. And as usual, he filibustered me with double talk. City Hall was more hostile than usual. #thatreporter

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

My open letter to @ChappellRoan:

[Michael Elgort @just_whatever]

I think @Trevornoah may now regret deleting his old antisemitic tweets. But on the bright side – he can repost them as new and collect hundreds of thousands of likes and retweets

[Owen Wheelson™ @Quadcarl]

I’m pretty sure this guy is gonna win the Halloween contest.