Miss Meanshein

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[َ @plscareformycat]

so guys magcocover ako ng-.. magcocover ako ng-.. magcocover ako ng kanta-.. guys mag-aano-…tangina wag na magcover.

[Mabini Has WiFi @MabiniHasWifi]

Top 3 signs na sobrang like ka nya 😩😩🙈

[tuna🍣 @tunahorse21]

"we used to handle merge conflicts MANUALLY"

[Jaypee D. Armando #NeverAgain @JaypeeArmando]

Kung sino sino na tinext nyan. 😁

[Toxie Havok @ToxieHavok]

The "H" in Jesus H. Christ stands for Hoobastank because he died for a reason and the reason is you

[孤独 @Sir__Rendar]

So Jesus Christ died for me to meet my KPIs & Maximise shareholder value?

[Miss Meanshein @sheinavi]

@axhiii88547 🤣

[smit @itsoksmit]

God was the first vibe coder.

“Let there be light.”

No design doc. No tests. No staging environment. Just shipped the universe directly to production.

[terminally onλine εngineer @tekbog]

you used to write code by hand and when it didn’t work you had to go into the codebase and understand all the functions
sometimes people would go on for days about variable names and we would argue about what programming language was better

[Mrs B @attackdogX]

Animals are actually smarter than us because in their packs, they don’t allow the weaker or retarded ones to lead them.

[Joseph @iJosephX2]

Mis piernas cuando estoy intentando correr en mis sueños 😭😭

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

Called a guy to remove a tree from my yard

He charged $750

Asked how many he does per week

“Oh God, are you one of those morons who post about how easy it is to make six figures in the trades by assuming I’m fully booked and have zero costs? You know what, I’m actually going to charge you $1,750 for this job or I’ll just let the tree fall into your roof.”

Incredible.

$1,750 for just a few minutes of work.

Imagine if he does just 10 other jobs a week.

That’s $70k+ per month. Almost a million a year.

I need to get into tree trimming!