Shelby Deffterios

I hate cilantro and I help make cool shit at @BSSP

[Shelby Deffterios @shelbdeff]

@JetBlue please help I can’t make my 4pm EST flight due to the blizzard and I need help asap

[nesrin danan @blackprints]

“unfortunately there are going to be some company wide layoffs” - me removing people from my close friends story

[Shelby Deffterios @shelbdeff]

do men know that protein shake bottles are douchey. photo attached for reference

[Shelby Deffterios @shelbdeff]

@ZHUmusic work on your logistics. that Grace cathedral line was a joke and a half

[Shelby Deffterios @shelbdeff]

@robyn10nbaum HAHAHA

[Shelby Deffterios @shelbdeff]

@meganbreyer this didn’t age well

[Shelby Deffterios @shelbdeff]

just going through old feedback notes

[Shelby Deffterios @shelbdeff]

@robyn10nbaum okay but are you

[Shelby Deffterios @shelbdeff]

if they ban tiktok what am i suppose to do with all my spare time. like be productive no thanks

[Gatorade @Gatorade]

GRAPE

[Shelby Deffterios @shelbdeff]

@pillwearson You should tell her about when you mounted my tv wrong in college

[Shelby Deffterios @shelbdeff]

oh, i seem more mature? started using an electric toothbrush so that’s probably it

[trash jones @jzux]

are you ever telling a story and halfway through you’re like jesus will i ever shut up

[Shelby Deffterios @shelbdeff]

sorry can’t talk updating my spotify playlist album covers to be aesthetically pleasing

[Shelby Deffterios @shelbdeff]

so how long do we think we’ll keep finding masks in our jacket pockets

[Shelby Deffterios @shelbdeff]

i wish you could remove yourself from email threads and it would passively say, **shelby has left this thread** similar to group texts

[Shelby Deffterios @shelbdeff]

@SouthwestAir has the funniest flight attendants tell me otherwise

[Shelby Deffterios @shelbdeff]

niners are officially the hottest team in the nfl

[Shelby Deffterios @shelbdeff]

@robyn10nbaum nobody liked it i couldn’t risk the embarrassment

[Shelby Deffterios @shelbdeff]

modern day corporate bribery