Shelby Burnett

gokies

[Shelby Burnett @shelbsvt18]

day 40-whatever of quarantine: lint-rolled my dog but don’t tell me that’s not GENIUS

[Kiera Please @Kieraplease]

I’m being attacked

[Shelby Burnett @shelbsvt18]

didn’t realize how single I was until every couple ever decided to use COVID-19 quarantine as an open display of their love for one another on literally every single social media platform

[Mike Evans @MikeEvans13_]

I ain’t know Hummus was that damn good

[Shelby Burnett @shelbsvt18]

Welcome to 2020, the year where toilet paper is worth more per unit than the diamond

[Dana Mouritzen @djmouritzen]

If you thought my love life was bad before COVID-19 you should see it now

[Shelby Burnett @shelbsvt18]

@ dog owners,

Plz be considerate of others’ needs to pet your dog during our daily walks. With social distancing restrictions in place, please use leashes that are 10’+ in length so we may still administer pets.

Sincerely,
That weirdo who crosses the street TO pet your doggo

[Alex Morgan @alexmorgan13]

WORLD CHAMPIONS

[Shelby Burnett @shelbsvt18]

Currently listening to the police radio and following a police chase happening in San Jose rn what are YOU doing with your night?!!!

[Shelby Burnett @shelbsvt18]

Hoping that the one day of the week I could sleep in wouldn’t be interrupted by music blaring from the construction site 20 feet outside my window at 7 A.M. on a Saturday but, alas, welcome to my personal hell. 🙃

[Shelby Burnett @shelbsvt18]

@alllieoopie I’m annoyed that he looks exactly like that emoji

[Shelby Burnett @shelbsvt18]

Two days ago, my fortune cookie said there would be new doors opening in my life. Today, the SW Virginia regional recruiting director for Waffle House requested me on LinkedIn. Coincidence???

[Shelby Burnett @shelbsvt18]

@djmouritzen Me AF

[Shelby Burnett @shelbsvt18]

@kennyIives It’s called FASHION. Look👏🏼it👏🏼UP.

[Shelby Burnett @shelbsvt18]

@jwillys69 “The human body is 60% water” HA more like “Jack’s body is 60% Coke”!!!! Hehehe

[Shelby Burnett @shelbsvt18]

@jwillys69 Prove it

[Shelby Burnett @shelbsvt18]

@LiziGarland I’ve never felt closer to death

[Shelby Burnett @shelbsvt18]

@samlymatters @ash_pandy